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Cricketbat
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Headache Joke ( sorry )
« on: Aug 1st, 2006, 8:40am » |
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Old one this.............
Guy goes to his GP with a terrible headache GP says
" Describe the pain "
He says " Well it starts at the back of my head stabs forward to behind my eye and slices accross the top of my head like sword "
Doc says " Nasty ill refer you to the Neurologist "
Next day ( HA!! ) sees the Neuro who says " Describe your headache "
Guy says " Well it starts at the back of my head stabs forward to behind my eye and slices accross the top of my head like a sword "
Neuro says " Nasty ill refer you to Harley Street "
Doc at Harley Street says " Describe your headache "
Guy says " Well it starts at the back of my head stabs forward to behind my eye and slices accross the top of my head like a sword "
Harley Street Doc says " Well weve done all our tests and the only cure I can give is to remove your testicles - we can perform the surgery right away "
The guy thinks well its a bit harsh but so be it. He has the surgery comes out headache free and is feeling so good he decides to treat himself while in London to a new Saville Row suit. As he is being measured tailor says
" To which side does Sir dress too ? "
Guy laughs to himself and says " It doesnt really matter to me "
Tailor says " Oh Sir it should do.............. if you dress to the wrong side you get a terrible headache which starts at the back of your head stabs forward to behind your eye and slices accross the top of your head like a sword "
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Re: Headache Joke ( sorry )
« Reply #1 on: Aug 1st, 2006, 9:32am » |
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