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mynm156
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Democrats, Republicans and the Pope Visit Alaska
« on: Jul 25th, 2006, 5:59pm » |
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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of
> Alaska
> for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the
Pope
> mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the
woods. A
> helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat,
and a
> "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
frantically,
> thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot
> grizzly.
>
> As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers
came
> racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The
other
> two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from
the
> bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off
the
> bear
> and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other
> tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
>
> As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come
over. "I
> give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard
there
> was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
> Environmental
> activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
>
> As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies
"Who
> was that guy?"
>
> "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact
with
> heaven and has access to all wisdom."
> "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom
but he
> sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the
bait
> holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch
another
> one?"
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Re: Democrats, Republicans and the Pope Visit Alas
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