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Barry_T_Coles
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Dumb & dumber
« on: Jul 19th, 2006, 7:05pm » |
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
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- Mariah Carey
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,“
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
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Re: Dumb & dumber
« Reply #1 on: Jul 19th, 2006, 7:08pm » |
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Our idols and icons speak out. 
Great stuff Barry.
Thanks for the laugh.
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Re: Dumb & dumber
« Reply #2 on: Jul 20th, 2006, 6:42am » |
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Re: Dumb & dumber
« Reply #3 on: Jul 20th, 2006, 6:49am » |
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Thank You Barry !!! Those were great !!!!!!! 
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Re: Dumb & dumber
« Reply #4 on: Jul 20th, 2006, 6:55am » |
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Re: Dumb & dumber
« Reply #5 on: Jul 24th, 2006, 1:14pm » |
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How about thinking before speaking....?
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