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thomas
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I bowl and play golf too.
« on: Jul 12th, 2006, 11:57am » |
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Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya doin?" Bobs wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and asks how the waitress knows what he wanted. "I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. Shes screaming at him, cursing him out. As Bob tries his best to calm her down, the cabby turns around and says, "Geez, Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time."
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Re: I bowl and play golf too.
« Reply #1 on: Jul 12th, 2006, 12:38pm » |
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Re: I bowl and play golf too.
« Reply #2 on: Jul 14th, 2006, 2:34am » |
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Re: I bowl and play golf too.
« Reply #3 on: Jul 14th, 2006, 7:29am » |
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Re: I bowl and play golf too.
« Reply #4 on: Jul 14th, 2006, 9:46pm » |
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Re: I bowl and play golf too.
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