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Management Lesson
« on: Jul 10th, 2006, 1:19pm » |
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Management Lesson #1
John wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she
belonged to someone else...
One day John got so frustrated that he went up to her and said
I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..
The girl said, " NO."
John said, " I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, You
bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money Very
fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and the
boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45
minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened......
She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in
it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
...Tim
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Re: Management Lesson
« Reply #1 on: Jul 10th, 2006, 2:39pm » |
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Very Good---Where have you been you knucklehead !
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Re: Management Lesson
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