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The Italian Boys confession
« on: Jul 3rd, 2006, 9:50pm » |
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Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
"The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
"Yes, Father it is."
"And who was the woman you were with?"
"I cannot tell you Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may As well tell me now." "Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capeli?"
"I'm sorry but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo then?"
"Please, Father I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration, "You're very tight lipped Johnny Parisi And I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now go and behave yourself."
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and asks, "What'd you get?"
"A four month vacation and five good leads."
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Re: The Italian Boys confession
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