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True Definition of Marriage
« on: Jun 29th, 2006, 1:41am »
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What Marriage is All About  
 
  He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The  
  old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.  
 
  He placed one half in front of his wife.  
 
  He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two  
  piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.  
 
  He took a sip of the drink; his wife took a sip and then set the cup  
  down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the  
  people around them kept looking over and whispering.  
 
  You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can  
  afford is one meal for the two of them."  
 
  As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He  
  politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man  
  said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.  
 
  The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.  
  She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns  
  sipping the drink.  
 
  Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another  
  meal for them. This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are  
  used to sharing everything."  
 
  As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin,  
  the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat  
  a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"  
 
  She answered.......................  
  (This is great)  
 
 
 
 
 
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  "THE TEETH."  
 
  (O.K.................just a little too much sharing for me!!)  
 
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Re: True Definition of Marriage
« Reply #1 on: Jun 29th, 2006, 7:18am »
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Grin. laugh.
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 29th, 2006, 9:31pm »
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