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Barry_T_Coles
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A bowl of lifesavers
« on: Jun 16th, 2006, 3:40am » |
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Using a bowl of lifesavers, the teacher gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colors and flavors.
The children began to say:
Red... cherries
Yellow... lemons
Green... limes
Orange... oranges
Purple... grapes
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers.
After eating them for a few minutes, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you a clue. . .It's
what your mother might sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out & yelled, "Oh my God! They're aX^#@s!"
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Re: A bowl of lifesavers
« Reply #1 on: Jun 17th, 2006, 3:41pm » |
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Re: A bowl of lifesavers
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