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The Drunk
« on: Jun 14th, 2006, 1:03am »
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A bloke’s at the bar all night until closing time and the barkeep tells him to go home.
 
The guy tries for one more drink and gets refused with the barkeep telling him he’s already had enough.
 
The guy slides off his stool and falls flat on his face; shit he says I need to go home and attempts to stand up, again he falls flat on his face, struth he thinks I’ll just crawl out into the fresh air and I should be alright then.
 
Outside in the fresh air he attempts to stand only to fall flat on his face again,
Bloody hell he thinks, it looks like I’m going to have to crawl all the way home.
 
On getting home he attempts to stand but once again falls flat on his face, deciding the situation isn’t going to change he crawls up the stairs and making it to the bedroom he decides to once again try standing but falls flat on his face into bed where he stays until his wife digs him in the ribs next morning.
 
You got blind rotten drunk last night didn’t you she says.
 
With an innocent look on his face he denies such.
 
The wife replies yes you did you little shit the barkeep just rang and said you left your wheel chair at the pub again.
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