Author |
Topic: Old Age (Read 269 times) |
|
Melvyn
New Board Newbie
Gender: 
Posts: 45
|
The couple were in their 80's.
As he snuggled downin bed to get some shut eye, his wife turned to him and said 'when we were dating you used to hold my hand'
He turned - quickly squeezed her hand and then turned back to get his shut eye - just as he was dropping off to the land of nod he was awakened by his wife saying 'when we were dating you used to kiss me'
AHHH! he thought and turned again to her and gave her a quick peck on the cheek - then turned round again to get his shut eye.
Once again, as he was just entering the land off nod he was awakened by his wife saying 'and when we were dating you used to bite the back of my neck'
'Oh F***' he said and jumped up out of bed and headed towards the bathroom. 'Where are you going?' she called.
'To get my F*****G TEETH!!' he replied
|
|
 IP Logged |
Melvyn
|
|
|
andrewjb
New Board Hall of Famer
when the love of power becomes the power of love !
Gender:
Posts: 1239
|
 |
Re: Old Age
« Reply #1 on: Jun 7th, 2006, 9:44pm » |
 Quote  Modify
|
 
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
test rss