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I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
« on: May 24th, 2006, 2:52pm » |
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Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March--------I smoked
April--------I dry humped
May----------I choked on
June---------I murdered
July---------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an Ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because I'm cool like that
Black------Because that's how I roll.
Pink-------Because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red--------Because the voices told me to.
Blue-------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green------Because I hate myself
Purple-----Because I'm cool.
Gray-------Because I was drunk
Yellow-----Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-----Because I hate my family.
Brown------Because I was high.
Other------Because I'm a ninja.
none-------Because I can't control myself
Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line
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Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
« Reply #1 on: May 24th, 2006, 5:08pm » |
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I kicked a ganster because I'm cool like that... 
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« Reply #2 on: May 24th, 2006, 9:27pm » |
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I kicked a pickle Because that's how I roll. 
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Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
« Reply #3 on: May 24th, 2006, 10:29pm » |
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I ran over my neighbor because I can't control myself.
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Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
« Reply #5 on: May 25th, 2006, 5:01pm » |
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I sang to a squirrel Because I'm sexy and I do what I want . 
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Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
« Reply #6 on: May 26th, 2006, 1:03am » |
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Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
« Reply #7 on: May 26th, 2006, 1:49am » |
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cmon scott, what did yours say 
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« Reply #8 on: May 26th, 2006, 3:49pm » |
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I danced with my science teacher Because I was drunk
hmmmm...wonder if I'll get a good grade...I had a seventh grade student teacher in social studies I'd have happily danced with.All the girls grades skyrocketed I was the top of my class and always going after school for extra help  .....don't remember much about social studies but remember the teacher fondly
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« Reply #9 on: May 26th, 2006, 4:02pm » |
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I smoked my cell phone because that's the way I roll...NOW I"M CALLING 911 ON MYSELF !!!
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« Reply #10 on: May 27th, 2006, 10:29pm » |
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I sang to a baseball bat because that's how i roll 
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« Reply #11 on: May 29th, 2006, 3:01pm » |
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 ,lunch with a fork because i was high.
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« Reply #12 on: May 30th, 2006, 10:20pm » |
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I did the Macarena with a baseball bat b/c I'm cool like that.
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 1st, 2006, 12:05am » |
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I loved a stuffed animal because I'm a Ninja! Partially true U guess which
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 1st, 2006, 7:00pm » |
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I yelled at my brother Because I'm NOT a homosexual.
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I ran over a baseball bat Because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 9th, 2006, 8:59am » |
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I smoked a banana because that's how I roll.
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 9th, 2006, 2:58pm » |
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I yelled at a baseball bat because I was drunk?
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Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
« Reply #18 on: Jun 10th, 2006, 3:40am » |
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 10th, 2006, 11:17am » |
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Hey Scott, someone told me that Mets fans smoke cellphones
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Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
« Reply #21 on: Jun 10th, 2006, 12:47pm » |
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Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
« Reply #22 on: Jun 10th, 2006, 11:29pm » |
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I did the macarena with a spoon because i'm sexy and do what i want
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« Reply #23 on: Jun 11th, 2006, 11:39am » |
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"I had lunch with your mom because that's how I roll."
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Re: I dry humped Chuck Norris Because I was Drunk
« Reply #24 on: Jun 11th, 2006, 12:50pm » |
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I choked on a llama because I'm cool like that.
I think I got Chewy's
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