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Koala and the lizard
« on: May 22nd, 2006, 2:13pm » |
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A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"
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Re: Koala and the lizard
« Reply #1 on: May 22nd, 2006, 11:24pm » |
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Re: Koala and the lizard
« Reply #2 on: May 23rd, 2006, 9:56pm » |
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My boyfriend and I thought that this was very funny!
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Re: Koala and the lizard
« Reply #3 on: May 25th, 2006, 10:58am » |
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