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« on: May 18th, 2006, 9:45pm »
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave.
 
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a
few days off.
 
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My
co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
 
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
 
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing?"
 
I told him I was a light bulb.
 
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days".
 
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
 
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed  
 
me, the Boss asked her "...And
where do you think you're going?"
 
 
 
 
 
(You're gonna love this.....)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
 
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« Reply #1 on: May 18th, 2006, 10:33pm »
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sayyes.i love it,rave on ! laugh
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« Reply #2 on: May 19th, 2006, 6:43am »
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Hehehehe....i got to remember that one!!
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Re: Smart Blonde
« Reply #3 on: May 20th, 2006, 12:50pm »
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Grin
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