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Texas Air Control Tower
« on: May 9th, 2006, 2:04pm » |
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Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on
runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway
9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.
- Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN
OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS
PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey"
for us -- ya hear?.
Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !
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Re: Texas Air Control Tower
« Reply #1 on: May 11th, 2006, 10:56pm » |
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yeah,you should both go somewhere quite and work it out.leave the airways clear !! 
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