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Texas Air Control Tower
« on: May 9th, 2006, 2:04pm »
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Dallas ATC:  "Tower to Saudi Air  911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on
runway 9R."
 
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!"
 
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway
9R."
 
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.
- Allah is Great !!"
 
Pause: Static.............
 
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC!   DALLAS ATC!!!"
 
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
 
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN
OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!   WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!  INSTRUCTIONS
PLEASE!!!
 
Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts.  Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey"
for us -- ya hear?.
 
Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !  
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Re: Texas Air Control Tower
« Reply #1 on: May 11th, 2006, 10:56pm »
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yeah,you should both go somewhere quite and work it out.leave the airways clear !! Undecided
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