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100%?
« on: Apr 28th, 2006, 3:56pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
  What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
  about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
  been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
  about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
 
  Here's a little mathematical formula that might answer these questions:
 
  If:
  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
 
  is represented as:
  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
 
  Then:
 
  H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
  8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
 
 
 
  and
 
 
  K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
  11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
 
  But,
 
  A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
  1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
 
  And,
 
  B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
  2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
 
  AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
  A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
  1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
 
  So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
  Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
  Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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Re: 100%?
« Reply #1 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 8:13am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
laugh. laugh,magic !
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Re: 100%?
« Reply #2 on: May 4th, 2006, 11:59am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
That's so sad, yet in many cases so true!   laugh
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Re: 100%?
« Reply #3 on: May 7th, 2006, 2:53am »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
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