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Barry_T_Coles
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Little girl was talking to her teacher about
whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal, its throat was
very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could
not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied,
"Then you ask him".
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Re: Whales
« Reply #1 on: Apr 25th, 2006, 11:16am » |
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Re: Whales
« Reply #2 on: Apr 29th, 2006, 8:21am » |
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Re: Whales
« Reply #3 on: May 4th, 2006, 11:45am » |
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Good one!
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