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Dape
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King of the jungle
« on: Mar 14th, 2006, 4:11pm » |
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A lion, a gorilla and a chicken are talking in a pub. As often happens in pubs, they began boasting. The lion said, "I'm the King of the Jungle because when I roar everyone runs out of the jungle". The gorilla said, "That's nothing. I'm the King of the Jungle because when I beat my chest everyone runs out of the jungle screaming".
Both the lion and the gorilla turned to face the chicken who says, "Roaring, beating, pah! That's nothing. When I sneeze ten million people shit themselves!"
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Re: King of the jungle
« Reply #1 on: Mar 17th, 2006, 9:50am » |
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Re: King of the jungle
« Reply #2 on: Mar 17th, 2006, 4:08pm » |
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Re: King of the jungle
« Reply #3 on: Mar 17th, 2006, 4:11pm » |
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Bird flu?....LOL
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Re: King of the jungle
« Reply #4 on: Mar 17th, 2006, 7:20pm » |
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 ,aye,its a worry.
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