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vietvet2tours
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he un-characteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.... "How long will this take?"
I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped. " Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again.
Stupid, stupid man!!!
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Kill em all let God sort em out
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Guiseppi
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Re: Dead Man
« Reply #1 on: Mar 12th, 2006, 9:29am » |
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And far too late your brain is screaming "no Joe No, that's your OUTSIDE VOICE....."
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Why are all sensors, seeking intelligent life, pointed AWAY from earth?
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