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Melissa
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Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him!!!!!!!
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andrewjb
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Re: April 1st....
« Reply #1 on: Mar 12th, 2006, 6:47pm » |
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Re: April 1st....
« Reply #2 on: Mar 13th, 2006, 2:55am » |
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Here'a lesson to be learned, guys...
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
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Re: April 1st....
« Reply #3 on: Mar 13th, 2006, 2:11pm » |
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REMEBER LADIES TEASING GOES BOTH WAYS!
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Re: April 1st....
« Reply #4 on: Mar 13th, 2006, 3:56pm » |
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Yeah teasing DOES work both ways honeybun.. he thought the gun wasn't loaded!
Boy, did she ever fool HIM?!
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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