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mynm156
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USEFUL WORK PHRASES
« on: Feb 28th, 2006, 6:46am » |
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USEFUL WORK PHRASES ** Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. ** The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. ** Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ** No, my powers can only be used for good. ** I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. ** You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication. ** I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. ** What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? ** I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. ** Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again... ** I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. ** It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. ** Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. ** How about never? Is never good for you? ** I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. ** I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. ** I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... ** I don't work here. I'm a consultant. ** Who me? I just wander from room to room. ** My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys! ** It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. ** At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. ** You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. ** I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. ** Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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RDubois
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Re: USEFUL WORK PHRASES
« Reply #1 on: Mar 1st, 2006, 2:46pm » |
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Sounds alot like Dilbert.
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sandie99
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Re: USEFUL WORK PHRASES
« Reply #2 on: Mar 2nd, 2006, 3:28pm » |
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These are fantastic! I can picture these on T-shirts or as sitcom lines... Sanna
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« Last Edit: Mar 2nd, 2006, 3:33pm by sandie99 » |
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