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Adventures of Bill & Hillary
« on: Feb 18th, 2006, 10:16pm » |
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Bill Clinton was out jogging in a nice area around their new home in New York when he notices a hot-looking prostitute. She sees Bill sizing her up and calls out: "one hundred dollars!" Bill is tempted, but feels the price is a little high. So he calls back: "fifty!" The prostitute just turns away, and Bill is left to continue his jog.
A few days later, he is jogging in the same area and as luck would have it, the prostitute is there. Again she notices Bill sizing her up and this time calls out” “Okay, fifty dollars!" Bill thinking how well this is going, shouts back “thirty five.” “Not in this lifetime”, she responds, and Bill is left to jog away once more.
About a week later, Hillary decides to get into shape and insists on going jogging with Bill. They get to that certain part of town and sure enough the prostitute is there. Bill attempting to ignore the prostitute can’t help feeling her watching him and Hillary. Just when he thinks he’s gotten away without being discovered, the prostitute yells: "See what you get for under fifty dollars!"
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Re: Adventures of Bill & Hillary
« Reply #1 on: Feb 20th, 2006, 2:38am » |
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Very good------but while they were jogging Bill saw " Bill Clinton Sucks" written in the snow. He was so mad that when he returned home he had the secret service investigate it...........After 12 hours they called Bill down to the kitchen and told him that the sign in the snow was written in urine.......through further investigation they found that it was Al Gore's urine..............and Hillary's writing.
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Re: Adventures of Bill & Hillary
« Reply #2 on: Feb 20th, 2006, 11:54am » |
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