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Melissa
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A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't find out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread allover the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then . . . " he sighed, . . .
"Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
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Re: Yup, another blonde one...
« Reply #1 on: Feb 1st, 2006, 5:37pm » |
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THEY'RE GRRRRREAT! 
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I can't believe that I have to bang my
Head against this wall again
But the blows they have just a little more
Space in-between them
Gonna take a breath and try again.
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Sweet!
« Reply #2 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 9:52am » |
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Another one for Tony!
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Re: Yup, another blonde one...
« Reply #3 on: Feb 6th, 2006, 12:19pm » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
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