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Tara Ann
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Gonna Be A Bear
« on: Jan 27th, 2006, 10:33am » |
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Gonna Be A Bear
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that!
Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid, I could deal with that too!
When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.
If you're a mama bear everyone knows that you mean business! You swat everyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that!
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, I'm gonna be a bear!
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Re: Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #1 on: Jan 28th, 2006, 2:21pm » |
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Re: Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #2 on: Jan 28th, 2006, 7:52pm » |
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I could deal with that! 
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Re: Gonna Be A Bear
« Reply #3 on: Jan 29th, 2006, 1:05am » |
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on Jan 28th, 2006, 7:52pm, Barry_T_Coles wrote:I could deal with that!
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Me too. 
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