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Barry_T_Coles
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The Blond & the Lord
« on: Jan 19th, 2006, 3:09am » |
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.....getting out her fishing pole.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole.....getting out her fishing pole and bait.
Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more, got out her tackle box and pole..... and tried again to cut her hole in the ice.
The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK"
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Re: The Blond & the Lord
« Reply #1 on: Jan 19th, 2006, 5:32pm » |
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 --and I bet she still wanted to cut the hole !!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Blond & the Lord
« Reply #2 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 3:53am » |
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