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mynm156
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Why condoms come in 3, 6 and 12 packs
« on: Jan 18th, 2006, 8:31am » |
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
son.... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in
health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why
are there 3 in this package." The dad replies, "Those are for high school
boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for
college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and
TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
January, one for February, one for March........"
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Re: Why condoms come in 3, 6 and 12 packs
« Reply #1 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 3:57am » |
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Re: Why condoms come in 3, 6 and 12 packs
« Reply #2 on: Feb 2nd, 2006, 2:43pm » |
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The 12 pack would last me twelve years
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Re: Why condoms come in 3, 6 and 12 packs
« Reply #3 on: Feb 5th, 2006, 11:49pm » |
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Once a year???
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Re: Why condoms come in 3, 6 and 12 packs
« Reply #4 on: Feb 6th, 2006, 12:12am » |
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on Feb 2nd, 2006, 2:43pm, imnotbub wrote:| The 12 pack would last me twelve years |
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THATS JUST WRONG!!!
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