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burnt-toast
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A little girl's pet
« on: Jan 15th, 2006, 9:16am » |
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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and with the sweetest little lisp askes, "Escuthe me, misther, do you sell widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts. He gets down on his knees to be on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe a cute widdle bwown wabbit?"
She, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I reawy don't think my pet python gives a thit."
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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sandie99
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Re: A little girl's pet
« Reply #1 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 3:52am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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