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Michael Jackson
« on: Nov 19th, 2003, 10:18pm » |
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Did anybody see the slow speed police chase today with Michael Jackson driving down the US-101 highway in a white Ford Bronco with a scalpel aimed at his nose? 
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #1 on: Nov 19th, 2003, 10:26pm » |
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Every time I see this wacko, I can't help wondering what he'll look like when he's70  .....wouldn't bet on it but we need new words to describe this bizarro.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #2 on: Nov 19th, 2003, 10:46pm » |
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If, and I say, IF he goes to jail............he won't have to worry about turning 70.
He'll be some big buck's girlfriend before midnight!!
Inmates have a way of taking care of child molestors.
Doubt that he will live long in jail.
Disgusting........that's what he is!!!!
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Not good mental images to go to bed on : 
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #4 on: Nov 19th, 2003, 11:03pm » |
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on Nov 19th, 2003, 10:26pm, Charlie wrote:Every time I see this wacko, I can't help wondering what he'll look like when he's70 .....wouldn't bet on it but we need new words to describe this bizarro.
Charlie
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New words like "same" and "indifferent"...
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #5 on: Nov 19th, 2003, 11:23pm » |
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on Nov 19th, 2003, 10:26pm, Charlie wrote:Every time I see this wacko, I can't help wondering what he'll look like when he's70 .....wouldn't bet on it but we need new words to describe this bizarro.
Charlie
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Is it possible to look any worse at 70?
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #6 on: Nov 19th, 2003, 11:25pm » |
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Can you imagine jailhouse tattoo's on that freshly bleached skin ? Good thing he can already sing soprano Pam
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Hm, I heard the police chase was with Michael Jackson going down the highway in a pink Mary Kaye cadillac with Webster in the passenger seat. The poor guy. What is a man to do when he grows tired of his chimp?
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #8 on: Nov 20th, 2003, 5:48am » |
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I am sure that "Bubba" is waiting to make Michael his "wife" once he gets to prison! What with all his facial modifications, and then becoming "Bubba's wife", I am sure he will not be such a pretty boy after a few years!
Can't think of anyone who deserves it more, if it is true (as I think it is).
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Is it my imagination or is this getting a tad cruel 
How about locking him up in Neverland for life with only Barry Manilow records and Liz Taylor for company?
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #10 on: Nov 20th, 2003, 6:27am » |
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on Nov 20th, 2003, 5:59am, pubgirl wrote:Is it my imagination or is this getting a tad cruel
How about locking him up in Neverland for life with only Barry Manilow records and Liz Taylor for company? |
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First... for a child molester, I don't feel this is at all cruel.
Second... I think it should be Barry Manilow records and bubba instead of Liz Taylor. Hell, lets throw Barry Manilow himself in there too for all of the "pain and suffering" he's caused over the years.
grant
P.S. Frank --- can you take down that pic? I can't scroll past it quick enough!
watta freak!
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Being serious for a second.
Can someone remind me when he was convicted?
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #12 on: Nov 20th, 2003, 7:32am » |
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Convicted? Pretty tough when the investigation just started the day before yesterday. 
I think most references here are relating to...
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In 1994 he reached a multimillion dollar out of court settlement with a 14-year-old boy who accused him of sexual molestation. No criminal charges were brought and Jackson strenuously denied any wrongdoing.
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In February, he revealed in a British television documentary that he sometimes shared his Neverland bedroom with young boys. A 12-year-old cancer survivor called Gavin, spoke of his affection for Jackson and of enjoying sleepovers with the pop star at Neverland.
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http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/2232397
sheesh --- gimme a break ----- 10 yrs ago, if he wasn't guilty, why would he make a multi-million-dollar settlement?
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Quote:| How about locking him up in Neverland for life with only Barry Manilow records and Liz Taylor for company? |
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You just flew past the "tad" in cruel. How about some weekly visits from Jay Leno and Letterman just to spice things up.
And for Christ sake take down the pic! Your scaring my pirahnas.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #15 on: Nov 20th, 2003, 8:09am » |
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Jeez...he looks more like Janet Jackson than Janet Jackson. Is that glue letting go on (what's left of) his nose again?
I think I'll go listen to some Fat wierd AL Yankovic 
Yer right guys...can't scroll past that pic fast enuf!
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #16 on: Nov 20th, 2003, 8:38am » |
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TxBasslady is right, "Bubba" loves these types. Hope justice is served this time $$$$$.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #17 on: Nov 20th, 2003, 8:48am » |
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I gotta get in on this thread....
on Nov 20th, 2003, 6:27am, brain_cramps wrote:
First... for a child molester, I don't feel this is at all cruel. |
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Let me help Grant out here. I believe him to be an accused freaking child molester and his punishment should include, but not limited to, conjugal visits by Jim Nabors, 24 hr loop video of Brittany Spears, and his soon to be new hubby Long Dong Bubba.
Don--hope your piranha survived. My *gerbil* saw that pic and went Tango Uniform.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #18 on: Nov 20th, 2003, 9:09am » |
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Regarding that pic, Is it me or does he look like the female ape from newer Planet Of The Apes movie?
In jail Bubba says to Jackson "What do you want to be the husband or the wife?"
Jackson replies in his girly voice "I wanna be the husband!"
Bubba says "Good, then come over hear and suck your wifes dick"
Seeya,
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #19 on: Nov 20th, 2003, 9:20am » |
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on Nov 20th, 2003, 9:09am, jimbo wrote:Regarding that pic, Is it me or does he look like the female ape from newer Planet Of The Apes movie?
In jail Bubba says to Jackson "What do you want to be the husband or the wife?"
Jackson replies in his girly voice "I wanna be the husband!"
Bubba says "Good, then come over hear and suck your wifes dick"
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #20 on: Nov 20th, 2003, 9:57am » |
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on Nov 20th, 2003, 6:41am, pubgirl wrote:Being serious for a second.
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Pubgirl,
Michael convicted himself when he paid the child $22 million dollars NOT to testify.
Innocent people don't do that.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #21 on: Nov 20th, 2003, 10:33am » |
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I shoulda send suma my circus midgets friends over there and then sued the guy for molestation (little people are little people rite)......geeze....I could use the money !!! Pam that's not into midget porn
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #22 on: Nov 20th, 2003, 10:34am » |
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on Nov 19th, 2003, 11:25pm, cootie wrote:| Good thing he can already sing soprano Pam |
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #23 on: Nov 20th, 2003, 10:51am » |
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on Nov 20th, 2003, 9:09am, jimbo wrote:Regarding that pic, Is it me or does he look like the female ape from newer Planet Of The Apes movie?
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http://www.zoltron.com/apes/
Yep the same, but I think she looks better. she definatly has better clothes.
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Re: Michael Jackson
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