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BMoneeTheMoneeMan
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Anybody got a cure?
« on: Jan 2nd, 2007, 11:44am » |
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Well send it my way!!
I been sittin here with my sweatband on, its not working.
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Sure. You must strip naked (except for your tin foil hat of course) and rub peanut butter on your genitals. The trick is using the right amount of peanut butter. This will definately make a cluster headache go away within 6 hours. (or so I've heard)
Goodluck & let us know if it works !!
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PS. If for some strange reason this does not work ... please refer to the Clusterhead Owners Manual.
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Quote:| rub peanut butter on your genitals |
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Chunky or Creamy?
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Linda_Howell
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Re: Anybody got a cure?
« Reply #4 on: Jan 2nd, 2007, 5:27pm » |
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No, no no guys. It's vinegar not Peanut butter. While eating blue cheese. Den and Georgia said so.  Don't ya know nuttin?
Are you coming to San Diego Brian? We'll all fix ya up there. 
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Re: Anybody got a cure?
« Reply #5 on: Jan 2nd, 2007, 6:18pm » |
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Mrs. Barlow, I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.
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on Jan 2nd, 2007, 6:18pm, Bob P wrote:
I'm not so sure about that Bob. That one poor soul tried to 'cure' his clusters with a shotgun and he lived through it. All he got was a skull full of buckshot !
I guess he only tried it once though. It might have 'cured' him if he tried it a second time.
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Linda - I stand corrected
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Re: Anybody got a cure?
« Reply #7 on: Jan 2nd, 2007, 8:32pm » |
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Death at age 93 will stop clusters.
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Re: Anybody got a cure?
« Reply #9 on: Jan 2nd, 2007, 10:38pm » |
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Somebody said they go away at age 70 only 3 1/2 years to go. Yeaaaa.
I did have a nice pain free month. Now I 'm back to fighten the monster. Bare knuckles no gloves.
Don't give into the pain it only lasts a little while.
Only took me 15 minutes to type this I'm doin better.
Skilly
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George_J
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Re: Anybody got a cure?
« Reply #10 on: Jan 3rd, 2007, 3:34pm » |
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on Jan 2nd, 2007, 10:38pm, lskilly wrote:| Somebody said they go away at age 70 only 3 1/2 years to go. |
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Oh wow. I'm at forty years a clusterhead, and counting. At that rate, I'll have been a clusterhead for only....lemme see.....57 years.
How much blue cheese are you supposed to use?
Best,
George
(Hang in there, B$. Sorry to hear you're getting hit.)
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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seasonalboomer
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Re: Anybody got a cure?
« Reply #11 on: Jan 3rd, 2007, 4:01pm » |
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http://www.livingwithbaba.net/articolo/art0486.htm
try this one.....
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George_J
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Re: Anybody got a cure?
« Reply #12 on: Jan 3rd, 2007, 4:06pm » |
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on Jan 3rd, 2007, 4:01pm, seasonalboomer wrote:http://www.livingwithbaba.net/articolo/art0486.htm
try this one..... |
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Boy, you sure go looking around in some weird sites.
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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allets
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Re: Anybody got a cure?
« Reply #13 on: Jan 3rd, 2007, 4:54pm » |
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Somebody said they go away at age 70 only 3 1/2 years to go. Yeaaaa.
Hate to burst your bubble but I'm 73 and I just finished up a 2 month hit. But on the brighter side they have gotten further apart for the past 14 years, like 7 years PF between cycles. And this time they were much milder. Never went over a 6, so if that is any consolation, hope it helps.
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thebbz
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Re: Anybody got a cure?
« Reply #14 on: Jan 3rd, 2007, 8:36pm » |
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heavy duty aluminum hat is my choice cure. second best would be the hypothalmectomy. 
Be cool Bmoneyman
jb
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Re: Anybody got a cure?
« Reply #15 on: Jan 4th, 2007, 1:51am » |
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on Jan 3rd, 2007, 8:36pm, thebbz wrote:second best would be the hypothalmectomy.
jb
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I heard Ali went down to the Home Depot in Damascus and bought a new Makita drill. You might want to send him an e-mail.
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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Re: Anybody got a cure?
« Reply #16 on: Jan 4th, 2007, 9:57am » |
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Mix thoroughly while bringing to a very slow boil.
1 cup seasalt
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup lemon juice
8 cups water
2 Tbs. each Basil, Black Pepper, Rosemary and Nutmeg
3 Tbs. finely chopped garlic
1 large finely chopped onion
Remove from heat strain and chill liquid.
Prepare 5 pounds of thinly sliced.... Oh crap, this is my cure for deer jerky. Haven't found one that I like for CH yet.
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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seasonalboomer
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Re: Anybody got a cure?
« Reply #17 on: Jan 4th, 2007, 10:34am » |
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okay, heres another....
http://www.thecure.com/
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