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PAIN EVERYWHERE
« on: Aug 29th, 2006, 11:58pm »
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DOCTOR'S OFFICE
 
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
 
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
 
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
 
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
 
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
 
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"
 
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 12:01am »
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Hi all
 
I know this is not quite the right place for this post and I have posted in on the Funnies Board too.
 
Just thought I would lighten things up a bit . After all laughter can be the best medicine.
 
Hope it brings a smile to some of you.
 
Wishing you all pain free days and nights and weeks and months and years .  Smiley
 
Lots of love. God bless us all.
 
 
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 12:04am »
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Annette, you are so sweet.  Thanks for the smile.  I needed that.
 
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 12:13am »
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Has anyone ever read or heard of a blonde joke that involved men? Huh  No, I'm not blonde!
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 12:33am »
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DOCTOR'S OFFICE  
 
A gorgeous real hunk redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that his whole head hurt like hell wherever he touched it.  
 
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."  
 
The redhead used his right hand, hit on his left forehead and screamed, then he hit his left temple and screamed even more. He hit his left ear and screamed; likewise he poked his left eye and screamed. Everywhere he hit made him scream.  
 
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?  
 
"Well, no" he said, "I'm actually a blonde."  
 
"I thought so," the doctor said. "If I hit myself that hard I will scream too ".
 
   
 
Annette  
 
 
PS : This is just for Paul   Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 12:38am »
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omg, what a nightmare.  A blond guy w/ch.
 
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 1:16am »
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on Aug 30th, 2006, 12:33am, BB wrote:
DOCTOR'S OFFICE  
 
A gorgeous real hunk redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that his whole head hurt like hell wherever he touched it.  
 
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."  
 
The redhead used his right hand, hit on his left forehead and screamed, then he hit his left temple and screamed even more. He hit his left ear and screamed; likewise he poked his left eye and screamed. Everywhere he hit made him scream.  
 
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?  
 
"Well, no" he said, "I'm actually a blonde."  
 
"I thought so," the doctor said. "If I hit myself that hard I will scream too ".
 
  
 
Annette  
 
 
PS : This is just for Paul   Smiley

 
Thank you so much, Annette!  Not only was I touched by your kindness and had a good laugh laugh, but you have rescued our board from being labled as "sexist" Grin!
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 30th, 2006, 3:54am »
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Dear Paul and Charlotte,
 
You both have helped me and my DH Daniel heaps since we have come to the Board, so I am really glad that I can make you laugh in return.
 
 Kiss
 
 
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