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Paul98
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I must be the worlds biggist idight but I was instructed to go to a thread and a specific post # and for the life of me I can see no numbering to posts.
My mother allways said I would go blind if I didn't stop but I stopped when my glasses needed to be Coke bottle thick. 
Where the heck can I find a post number in a thread?
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #1 on: Dec 29th, 2007, 9:03pm » |
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I have absolutely no idea... I must be an idgidt too...lol... that is so funny... did the person give you a link???????????????? ree
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #2 on: Dec 29th, 2007, 9:04pm » |
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Look up there...above my words, under the title. LOL
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on Dec 29th, 2007, 9:04pm, nani wrote:| Look up there...above my words, under the title. LOL |
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In the great words of Homer Simpson.....
Dooohhhh!
Thanks nani! As Helen says, I'm the short bus riding window licker 
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #4 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 7:25am » |
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...or a fart in a trance
or a steaming great wassock
a blithering idiot
a right royal nincompoop
a flippin' numpty - or any one of a thousand other terms of endearment I've used on you my mental muppet 
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 7:25am, LeLimey wrote:...or a fart in a trance
or a steaming great wassock
a blithering idiot
a right royal nincompoop
a flippin' numpty - or anyone or a thousand other terms of endearment I've used on you my mental muppet |
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I think she likes me 
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #6 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 9:52am » |
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 9:49am, Paul98 wrote:
I think she likes me
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with fava beans and a nice chianti 
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #7 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 10:25am » |
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 9:52am, LeLimey wrote:
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Joke is on you woman...I'm tougher than 12 year old mutton or a real cheap chuck steak.
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #8 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 10:31am » |
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yeah but meat for cat food is at an all time high price so I'll sell you and buy a filet mignon for myself - and I'll have it with some asparagus and wild rice neener neener neeener! 
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #9 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 10:38am » |
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If you two kids don't stop your scrappin' - I'm going to have to knock your pretty little heads together!
Now make nice - both of you - that means you to Helen!
Don't make me get my wooden spoon out.
Paul - play nice!
Hugs
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #10 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 10:43am » |
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 10:38am, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:| Don't make me get my wooden spoon out. |
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Shit, grammaw - I read this and immediately flashed back to when I was eight years old.
That's some scary stuff right there....
I did, however, escape with only a bruised ego.
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #11 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 10:50am » |
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 10:43am, brewcrew wrote:
Shit, grammaw - I read this and immediately flashed back to when I was eight years old.
That's some scary stuff right there....
I did, however, escape with only a bruised ego. |
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It was my weapon of choice - never actually used it but the threat alone generally worked!
Still keep one on my desk - printed on it - "Carol's Law"!
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #12 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 11:08am » |
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I have "the holy rolling pin of retribution" LOL
It strikes terror into the hearts of many
Okay Carole, I'll be nice to the window-licking mental midget but only for you 
HEY PAUL YOU WINDOW LICKING MENTAL MIDGET!! I'LL SAY THIS LOUD 'COS I KNOW YOU'RE SOMETHING OF A CLOTH EARED WASSOCK... CAROLE SAYS I HAVE TO BE NICE TO YOU SO I WILL BE
....but only until she goes offline
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #13 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 11:13am » |
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 10:38am, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:If you two kids don't stop your scrappin' - I'm going to have to knock your pretty little heads together!
Now make nice - both of you - that means you to Helen!
Don't make me get my wooden spoon out.
Paul - play nice!
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Aww, Corrol, what did you and go and do that for? Now the Witch is going to want to get her whips and chains out and play with them! She will probably tenderize me with them
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #14 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 11:19am » |
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 11:13am, Paul98 wrote:
Aww, Corrol, what did you and go and do that for? Now the Witch is going to want to get her whips and chains out and play with them! She will probably tenderize me with them
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And why do you suppose I believe you'd probably like that!!!
PAUL - TO THE NAUGHTY BOY CHAIR - RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!!!!!!!
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Re: Can someone help me?
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 11:19am, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:PAUL - TO THE NAUGHTY BOY CHAIR - RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!!!!!!!
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Yes Mrs Sweetboy
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #16 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 12:26pm » |
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This thread is almost as funny as Piratg's thread on the meds board.
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #17 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 3:52pm » |
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 11:19am, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
And why do you suppose I believe you'd probably like that!!!
PAUL - TO THE NAUGHTY BOY CHAIR - RIGHT NOW, YOUNG MAN!!!!!!!
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Yes, I have been very, very naughty and I need to be punished
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #18 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 8:08pm » |
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on Dec 29th, 2007, 9:01pm, Paul98 wrote:I must be the worlds biggist idight but I was instructed to go to a thread and a specific post # and for the life of me I can see no numbering to posts.
My mother allways said I would go blind if I didn't stop but I stopped when my glasses needed to be Coke bottle thick.
Where the heck can I find a post number in a thread?
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how the fuck...do you make it to england, and back....on
your own......ha,ha pmsl..
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Re: Can someone help me?
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 8:08pm, Yorky wrote:
how the fuck...do you make it to england, and back....on
your own......ha,ha pmsl..
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Easy Tony!
It IS the 21st century and all I have to do is set my wristhingych/transmogrifier to the settings of "grumpyiest, nasty, curry cooking knicker filtering Whitch on the planet" and presto-bingo It guids the way! I could allways set it for cold and bitter but then 50% of the time it takes me to my office coffee pot
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #20 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 9:06pm » |
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After reading this whole thread Pauly....
it's official...you are beyond any help.
But so long as Helen puts up with your sorry butt..we'll do what we can to keep you outta trouble.
Run Forrest Run!!!!
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Re: Can someone help me?
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 9:06pm, Redd wrote:
After reading this whole thread Pauly....
it's official...you are beyond any help.
But so long as Helen puts up with your sorry butt..we'll do what we can to keep you outta trouble.
Run Forrest Run!!!!
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Why thank you Redd 
It is all in the master plan and as long as Helen has a target of her evil ways, it takes the heat off the rest of the male population on the board. It is a very heavy burden I carry.
Helen can be almost as bad as the Beast itself and just as cunning. You never know when it will strike and how long the torture will last.
Now, where did I leave my "pitty whip?"
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #22 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 9:46pm » |
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And Dave, and Goaty and the others don't get their share of abuse from Helen or the rest of us Chens? You are either blind or daft or both...
That will never change untill you either hop the pond, or move Helen here and make a true American out of her!
And when that happens I'll be headed to NY and teaching all the witchy things I know to add to her repetuare'.
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Re: Can someone help me?
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 9:46pm, Redd wrote:
And Dave, and Goaty and the others don't get their share of abuse from Helen or the rest of us Chens? You are either blind or daft or both...
That will never change untill you either hop the pond, or move Helen here and make a true American out of her!
And when that happens I'll be headed to NY and teaching all the witchy things I know to add to her repetuare'. |
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Oh Redd, I thinkst (shit, that was an english slip of the tongue) it would be the other way around. You are a mere teenie bopper compared to Helen when it comes to pure evil.
As for Goat, Dave and the rest, She merely uses them to brush up on the evil she unleashes upon me
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Re: Can someone help me?
« Reply #24 on: Dec 30th, 2007, 10:06pm » |
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on Dec 30th, 2007, 9:54pm, Paul98 wrote:
Oh Redd, I thinkst (shit, that was an english slip of the tongue) it would be the other way around. You are a mere teenie bopper compared to Helen when it comes to pure evil.
As for Goat, Dave and the rest, She merely uses them to brush up on the evil she unleashes upon me
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I'm thinkin' you find it pretty easy to be this brave when you know that our pretty little English gal is likely fast asleep right now!
God help you when she wakes up. It's not gonna be pretty my young friend!!!!!
This could get interesting. I can't decide if you're a brave man - or a damned fool. Either way - this thread has been some much needed fun!
Carol
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