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A man rented a house in Aspen, Colorado for 2 years. He never was late with his rental check , never complained to the landlord, quite simply was the perfect person to have renting your house. When he left in October---the house he rented looked like this...
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Re: True Story
« Reply #1 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 10:03am » |
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Looks like his brand was Coors Light.
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Re: True Story
« Reply #2 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 10:09am » |
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Thank God - a non-smoker.
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Re: True Story
« Reply #3 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 10:47am » |
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Looks like any fixing up the place might need is paid for.
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Re: True Story
« Reply #4 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 10:52am » |
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on Dec 23rd, 2007, 10:47am, Kirk wrote:Looks like any fixing up the place might need is paid for.
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$0.75 a pound.
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Re: True Story
« Reply #5 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 11:54am » |
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Was his next home rehab or the hospital?
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Re: True Story
« Reply #6 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 11:59am » |
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Reminds me of my ex. 
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Re: True Story
« Reply #7 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:00pm » |
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on Dec 23rd, 2007, 10:52am, brewcrew wrote:
Tell me about it, I just got $823 for my scrap.......Brass and stainless steel fetched a nice price also. 
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Re: True Story
« Reply #8 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:00pm » |
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on Dec 23rd, 2007, 11:54am, DennisM1045 wrote:Was his next home rehab or the hospital?
-Dennis-
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Or the mortuary?
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Re: True Story
« Reply #9 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:01pm » |
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on Dec 23rd, 2007, 11:59am, nani wrote:| Reminds me of my ex. |
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Empty, useless and probably mouldy where no one can see??
Were we married to the same guy?
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Re: True Story
« Reply #10 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:04pm » |
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on Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:01pm, LeLimey wrote:
Empty, useless and probably mouldy where no one can see??
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Was yours a Dave? 
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Re: True Story
« Reply #11 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:07pm » |
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on Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:04pm, nani wrote:
Was yours a Dave? |
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I can see right where this is going to go... 
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Re: True Story
« Reply #12 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:12pm » |
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Funny you should mention that Nani
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Re: True Story
« Reply #13 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:34pm » |
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Mine was a Dave. Or, known in our crowd as Buzz, which was short for: Anything for a Buzz Dave.
Lovely man. Kept a empty beer can collection in the bedroom. Not as art, but as "too lazy to take the trash out".
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Re: True Story
« Reply #14 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:40pm » |
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At least he had something going on in the bedroom ROTFLMAO
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Re: True Story
« Reply #15 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:49pm » |
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on Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:40pm, LeLimey wrote:| At least he had something going on in the bedroom ROTFLMAO |
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Re: True Story
« Reply #16 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 1:04pm » |
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"A rented house in Ogden, UT was discovered to have accumulated some 70,000 empty Coors Light cans in eight years of tenancy -- the cans covered the furniture and blocked the entrance. The garbage house tenant consumed 24 cans of Coors Light per day for eight years."
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/05/19/garbage-house-full-o.html
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Re: True Story
« Reply #17 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 1:07pm » |
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on Dec 23rd, 2007, 1:04pm, KingOfPain wrote: That's right !!! I just gave Aspen a bad name. It was titled 24/8 ! Thanks
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Re: True Story
« Reply #18 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 5:01pm » |
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on Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:00pm, Jonny wrote:
Tell me about it, I just got $823 for my scrap.......Brass and stainless steel fetched a nice price also.
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I recycled some copper pipe I bought years ago to make sprinklers. I got more than I paid for it!!
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Re: True Story
« Reply #19 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 9:43pm » |
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Can't wait to see it on "How Clean Is Your House?"
Lotsa ballast there. Now you could keep some kid pretty occupied at the market running all those through the recycler. 
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Re: True Story
« Reply #20 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 9:47pm » |
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on Dec 23rd, 2007, 1:04pm, KingOfPain wrote:| "A rented house in Ogden, UT was discovered to have accumulated some 70,000 empty Coors Light cans in eight years of tenancy -- the cans covered the furniture and blocked the entrance. The garbage house tenant consumed 24 cans of Coors Light per day for eight years." |
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Could just be a Utah thing.
Ellen calls Utah, "Mordor".
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
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Re: True Story
« Reply #21 on: Dec 23rd, 2007, 9:50pm » |
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on Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:00pm, Jonny wrote:
Tell me about it, I just got $823 for my scrap.......Brass and stainless steel fetched a nice price also.
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You were posed to send them to me so I could buy my camera and equiptment!! 
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Re: True Story
« Reply #22 on: Dec 24th, 2007, 8:36am » |
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Well I'll be damned! so THAT'S where my ex moved to!
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