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I arranged for Santa to be delivered to a kids Xmass party yesterday. 147 kids greeting Santa on Main Street, lights flashing, siren blaring, air horn air hornin. It was pissa!
Got phone call from a buddy of mine at City Hall. City might serve me a viloation for utilizing city services without a permit. So I called another buddy of mine. The fire fighters union rep. He would be happy to be present when the violation is served. And he will bring some holiday cheer.
Another fire truck, the entire local ladder company, every press rep he can gather up, and enough cookies and eggnog for everyone!
It will be a ver5y special and festive serving of the violation!
Ho Ho Ho Mayor Menino!
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Re: Santa is a Felon.................
« Reply #1 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 2:20pm » |
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What dont you get about following the rules of law?
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 2:21pm » |
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on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:20pm, Jonny wrote:| What dont you get about following the rules of law? |
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ROFLMAO!
In Charelstown?? LMAO!
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 2:27pm » |
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on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:21pm, chewy wrote:
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The law is the law, no?
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 2:34pm » |
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on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:27pm, Jonny wrote:
LMAO! Its not a law Jonny.
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 2:39pm » |
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on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:16pm, chewy wrote:| when the violation is served. |
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Oh ok, its a violation.....my bad. 
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 2:47pm » |
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Now your gettin it.
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 2:52pm » |
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on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:47pm, chewy wrote:
A violation of what.....THE LAW? 
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 2:53pm » |
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UHH......No Jonny. A city ordinance. Citys cant write their own laws. LOL
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 3:06pm » |
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on Dec 16th, 2007, 2:53pm, chewy wrote:| UHH......No Jonny. A city ordinance. Citys cant write their own laws. LOL |
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Im happy to hear that cities have no laws....I think Ill rob a bank.....LMAO
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 3:20pm » |
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So you don't have to pay the fine for the violation? What would happen if you don't? Spend a couple days in jail er I mean the city's involuntary boarding house?
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 4:15pm » |
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Exactly what city services did you utilize? and without their permission??? 
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 4:41pm » |
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Probably like a parade without a permit. Just get some good press and have it thrown out. Maybe a feel good penny drive to raise your bail!
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on Dec 16th, 2007, 4:41pm, kayarr wrote:| Probably like a parade without a permit. Just get some good press and have it thrown out. Maybe a feel good penny drive to raise your bail! |
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Wont have to. The neighborhood liason from city hall was standing next to me sippin hot chocolate and handing out gifts!
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Well then you would be charged uder federal law.
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 5:45pm » |
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on Dec 16th, 2007, 4:55pm, chewy wrote:
Well then you would be charged uder federal law.
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I have never had a problem with "Uder"...Thank you!
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 6:08pm » |
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Oh heck, it's a great gester -- and it's Christmas for goodness sakes.... get the TV people out there - it'll be a great party...
My vote goes to Chewy -- It's Christmas - it's for the kids - the City can RELAX for once... some things just need a little common sense (and a little holiday cheer).
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 6:36pm » |
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That and the fact that the contract talks start soon between the fire fighters union and the city. The Mayor dont need any bad publicity and the union rep is ready and willing to hand some out. (With eggnog and cookies)
Guaranteed the whole thing is squashed as soon as the panic hits the eyes of the liason to the mayor.
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 7:05pm » |
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on Dec 16th, 2007, 6:36pm, chewy wrote:| Guaranteed the whole thing is squashed |
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So you're still holding onto the pictures of his college age daughter on your lap.
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on Dec 16th, 2007, 6:36pm, chewy wrote:That and the fact that the contract talks start soon between the fire fighters union and the city. The Mayor dont need any bad publicity and the union rep is ready and willing to hand some out. (With eggnog and cookies)
Guaranteed the whole thing is squashed as soon as the panic hits the eyes of the liason to the mayor. |
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Huh?......Who asked?
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 7:45pm » |
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Quote:| It's Christmas - it's for the kids - the City can RELAX for once |
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Gettin to complicated for ya?
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 7:48pm » |
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Good job again this year, Chew!
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« Reply #21 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 7:50pm » |
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Thanks Bud. It takes a few helpers to get it done but it gets done.
This year even featured an elf with a magic show.
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 8:54pm » |
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on Dec 16th, 2007, 7:50pm, chewy wrote:Thanks Bud. It takes a few helpers to get it done but it gets done.
This year even featured an elf with a magic show. |
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... i just got a visual of a midget being pulled out of an orifice
mybad....
But really chews... ya did good! Fuck the mayor... he sounds like a real tool. Where the hell is his holiday spirit?
with warm regards,
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« Reply #24 on: Dec 16th, 2007, 10:35pm » |
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Sounds like a hoot to me.
The most interesting community service project the kids and I did was when I took the Camp Fire group to sing at the nursing home. I happened to be in the elf suit from the City Santa Breakfast that my Dad and I did every year; him being Santa and me his elf. The laundry room at the nursing faucility caught fire. I was helping evacuate the seniors in afore mentioned tights and the kids were singing to and comforting those who had been evacuated. Quite the sight. LOL
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