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Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« on: Dec 12th, 2007, 10:31am » |
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Last night our son (16) informed us that Barney the Dinosaur was removed from the networks due to an airport incident where Barney was smuggling drugs in his tail and got arrested.
Not that I really give a crap but I don't remember hearing anything about it and I would think that would have been a news item.
The kid is adament that its true. I can't find anything to validate or disprove his claim.
Anyone ever heard of this?
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #1 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 10:40am » |
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Can't find anything about this on the news services--the only thing that comes up are the thousands of anti-Barney sites and posts that have existed since time immemorial (well, for at least the last ten years).
i.e., alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
Etc, etc.
Slagging Barney the Purple Dinosaur is an ancient and honorable internet tradition. Maybe this is just the latest calumny on Barney.
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #2 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 10:44am » |
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I can't imagine that Barney would be allowed into an airport in his dinosaur suit. More Barney slander, I think.
nani, who actually likes Barney (he's dorky, but little kids love him...kinda like me)
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #3 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 10:45am » |
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I always found that big, ugly, purple, prehistoric beast to be a little scary..... 
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #4 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 10:48am » |
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Snopes has nothing on that evil beast.
Baby Bop is the devil.
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #5 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 10:50am » |
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on Dec 12th, 2007, 10:48am, Mosaicwench wrote:Snopes has nothing on that evil beast.
Baby Bop is the devil.
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #6 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 12:55pm » |
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My wife used to put the purple beast on for my little ones. When Liam, now 9, learned to talk one of the first things he said was "off". Meaning turn that ugly thing off. I was a very proud papa I'll tell you! 
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #7 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 1:20pm » |
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my neighboor's kids sing a song about Barnet that says something about him selling dop and smoking cocaine  . it is based on the same tune of his opening song from the show, maybe there is where he got the info. It's all a joke.
I have another neighboor that swears the pokemon are devil and they come out of the tv to get her kids  ...I try not to speak to her anymore...there is something wrong with that woman 
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #8 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 1:26pm » |
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Thanks everyone. I figured that to be the case.
This boy (step son) can come home with the most absurd news items. Claims all to be accurate, I prove him wrong time and time again only to piss my wife off for "picking on him". He says it - she buys it hook line and sinker.
A month ago he started telling her exactly what it was like to fight in combat in Vietnam and Baghdad. Oddly I don't remember seeing him standing beside me at any time during my tour in Nam. Can't say about Baghdad, I havn't been there. I'm sure his older step brother - who is on the way - will straighten him out upon his return.
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #9 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 1:50pm » |
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Echo, how old is this stepson of yours? Anyone that was in Nam has to be at least 50, no? 
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #10 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 1:54pm » |
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on Dec 12th, 2007, 1:50pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
Echo, how old is this stepson of yours? Anyone that was in Nam has to be at least 50, no? |
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He's 16.
With the ice storm the other day I cautioned him on what to expect and how to vary his driving. He told me that he knew exactly how to drive on ice. My response was "How could you possibly know what it's like to drive on ice, - you never, have, ever!".
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #11 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 2:00pm » |
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Echo...hurry up. Ask him to take over the world while he still knows EVERYTHING.
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #12 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 2:25pm » |
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Oh, my God. The banner ad at the bottom of this thread was just "Click here for Barney Ringtones."
If ever there was a time to either blow your monitor away with a shotgun or throw your cell phone against concrete and stomp on its remains....
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #13 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 3:22pm » |
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I TOLD you honey - Baby Bop is the Devil and Barney is an evil minion!!
Run, RUN AWAY!!
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #14 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 5:56pm » |
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on Dec 12th, 2007, 2:00pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
Echo...hurry up. Ask him to take over the world while he still knows EVERYTHING.
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DITTO!!
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 5:58pm » |
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on Dec 12th, 2007, 2:25pm, brewcrew wrote:Oh, my God. The banner ad at the bottom of this thread was just "Click here for Barney Ringtones."
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #16 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 6:22pm » |
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on Dec 12th, 2007, 5:58pm, purpleydog wrote:
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #17 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 6:42pm » |
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Before he becomes a double-aught spy, you better sit down and have a looooong talk with that boy.
 
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #18 on: Dec 14th, 2007, 12:10am » |
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Beat the hell out of him.
Then beat the hell out of him again.
Then make him dig a a hole and fill it back.
Then beat the hell out of him again.
One day, the sun is going to explode.
Let the little fuck ponder that for a while.
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Re: Here's an OUT THERE Topic
« Reply #19 on: Dec 14th, 2007, 7:14am » |
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If Barney the dinosaur was a cluster head, what kind of drugs would he smuggle in his tail?
Wait.................
Wait..................
A "T-Rex" Get it?
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 14th, 2007, 7:27am » |
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OMG! JImmers..............dunno what to say!!
As for your stepson, Echo, wouldja kindly ask him to work on this global warming thingie? This weather confusion has my hackles up a bit, especially vwhen you consider we have been near freezing for days now, and I only live in Oregon..........and, then, ask him how he's voting in the prez elections next year...................ahhh, that's right, the punk can't even vote yet!
Be patient with him, after the age of knowing it all, comes the age of enlightenment-they figger out they know nothing at all, after all! Hang tight! It's coming!
Big holiday hugs n kisses to ya, Echo!
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