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Men are retarded.
« on: Dec 11th, 2007, 6:13pm » |
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ok guys..........WTF is wrong with y'all??????
Scenario: woman wears jeans and a nice shirt nearly every day at work and is the day is normal and work is done.
Same woman wears a conservative skirt suit and men start acting *different* toward said woman. And the silly grins start and the day is normal and work is done.
Take the very same conservative skirt suit and put on a pair of fishnet stockings (very stylish!) instead of standard hose and y'all start actin' like damn fools! Its the SAME WOMAN, SAME SUIT, SAME SHOES, SAME JEWELRY just a different pair of hose!
What is wrong with you?! LOL
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #1 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 6:19pm » |
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Only ho's wear fishnets to work. 
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #2 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 6:23pm » |
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Clearly you have forgotten all of the work I put into teaching you everything you needed to know about men whilst we was in Richmond...
RULE NUMBER ONE
men are pigs!!!!
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #3 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 6:25pm » |
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they're not the big gaudy wh-rish nets Jonny, its small, and look more textured than anything else, and brown to match the shoes and suit. The outfit looks anything BUT wh-rish!
so ...........the assumption is a woman who wears them is a wh-re? 
edit to add: if it was anything remotely inappropriate, I would never have worn it.
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #4 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 6:27pm » |
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Of course not! But like someone said so poetically the other day......This thread is worthless without pics!
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #5 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 6:27pm » |
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you said it right at the begining of this thread...men are retarded!
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #6 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 6:28pm » |
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #7 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 6:29pm » |
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No we're not. Like Tony said..........we are just pigs.
OINK....OINK.... 
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #8 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 6:33pm » |
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on Dec 11th, 2007, 6:25pm, PollyPocket wrote:| so ...........the assumption is a woman who wears them is a wh-re? |
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Sorry, but that has been my experience in any professional work place. I have never worked daily in a professional work place, but my crap jobs always had me fixing things in those places. Its just that I have never seen a chick wearing them.
Could be that I never noticed because they were like you described and not like the ones on the hookers I have banged.....LOL
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #9 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 8:06pm » |
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We are pigs. We're simple folk and easily entertained but to me fishnets are about as attractive as as fish.
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #11 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 9:17pm » |
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and....?
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #12 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 9:56pm » |
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on Dec 11th, 2007, 6:13pm, PollyPocket wrote:| put on a pair of fishnet stockings (very stylish!) instead of standard hose and y'all start actin' like damn fools! |
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Stylish, yeah, that's what I was... what were we talking about? Oh yeah, thinking.
From some stupid website that hits on what you're saying.
Quote:What's The Appeal of Fishnet Stockings?
Even in the mainstream fashion fishnets were a big hit. They made any outfit sexy and daring. There was and still is not a department store that does not have fishnet stocking or tights in their hosiery department. Not to mention the idea that a good girl could wear something so "naughty" and still be good had a tremendous sex appeal to men and still does. For men to know that their so-called "normal" girlfriend could look so pretty in the bedroom has always been a big thing. |
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making his list
checking it twice
gonna find out who's naughty and nice
I guess they make us wonder a whoooollllrllllle lot more.
ps. I only said stupid because it was a site about dating and relationship advice. 
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #13 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 10:02pm » |
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #14 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 10:22pm » |
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There are a good number of really stand-up guys around here that I'm sure just love being lumped into the same group just because they posess testes.
What a load of crap.
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #15 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 10:27pm » |
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Agreed Bill....
But can we split the difference and agree that some (not even saying most) but some men are retards?
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #16 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 10:35pm » |
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As are some women, which makes it all the more ridiculous to stereotype.
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #17 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 10:39pm » |
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Again I agree with you...(some) women are retards too.
Truce? LOL?
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I like fishnets therefor I'm retarded.
I like fishnets therefor I'm a pig.
I'm a retarded pig.
Fuck it. I can live with it.
So wheres the pics? 
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #19 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 10:46pm » |
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on Dec 11th, 2007, 10:42pm, chewy wrote:I'm a retarded pig.
Fuck it. I can live with it. |
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #20 on: Dec 11th, 2007, 10:49pm » |
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on Dec 11th, 2007, 10:46pm, Kevin_M wrote:
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Just don't tap your foot.... 
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #21 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 12:02am » |
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Gimme women in leather anytime!!! Guaranteed to bring me to my knees as a quivering wreck.
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #22 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 12:57am » |
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I dont think it has anything to do with the suits or the fishnets. I believe its all about how the woman feels and carries herself when she wears them.
Its a known fact, dress a woman up in a ladys outfit and she will start acting like one.
As a woman, its easy to relax and slump about in comfy jeans and sweatshirts. Put the same woman into a stylish suit and she cant help but walk with a straighter back, squared up shoulders and a wider swing of the hips. This will make her look and act more confident and sensual which many men find attractive.
Now add a pair of high heel shoes and some ( stylish ) fishnets and she will feel subtly sexy as well as confident. The high heel shoes will accentuate the calves and make her hips rotate just that bit more.
Just look at her now sashaying down the hallway, feeling confident and attractive, her eyes will speak differently, her body language will change ....
Men who can pick up on all these non verbal clues are definitely not retarded.
Dont believe me ? Try putting an old fat ugly smelly excuse of a woman into the same suit and fishnets and see what happens ...
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on Dec 11th, 2007, 8:06pm, Charlie wrote:We are pigs. We're simple folk and easily entertained but to me fishnets are about as attractive as as fish.
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Yea, what the Gentleman from Buffalo said!
In any professional work environment they would not be accepted as appropriate dress.
In basic terms: A person is judged by the immage they project and is treated accordingly. May not be fair but that is life!
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Re: Men are retarded.
« Reply #24 on: Dec 12th, 2007, 6:07am » |
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on Dec 11th, 2007, 6:25pm, PollyPocket wrote: ...not the big gaudy wh-rish nets... its small, and look more textured than anything else, and brown to match the shoes and suit. The outfit looks anything BUT wh-rish!
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Something like this is very stylish with conservative skirt, Jen.
 
zigzag or crochet tights, rather than a "fishnet" denoting.
Men are veeerrrry observant, an eye for attractive.
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