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Well, I knew this was going to be a difficult trip when Helen said that
since I was a window licker and rode the short bus to school when I was
young, the airline had a very "special" plane for me:
-P.
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #1 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 2:30pm » |
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #2 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 2:35pm » |
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
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Well, I knew this was going to be a difficult trip when Helen said that
since I was a window licker and rode the short bus to school when I was
young, the airline had a very "special" plane for me:
The airline wasn't going to let me on but I was quite
insistent!
I feel things are not quite right at this point and the pilot (who is seated right in front of me) said all is fine, this sort of thing happens all the time. Then laughed!
I knew the international flights were usually packed but I thought this
was just a bit to much:
When I heard the pilot announce it was going to be a bit of a bumpy
landing I wasn't quite expecting this:
This of course mad baggage claim and a real nightmare!
See 'yall on the other side.
-P.
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #4 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 2:58pm » |
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What ? No broom ?
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #5 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 3:00pm » |
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Have a safe trip, Paul........ 
I know you're excited but try not to pee-pee your panties.....
Hug Helen for me...
Love to you both,
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #6 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 3:11pm » |
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Sheesh Annette - he oculdn't ride a broom, for one thing he'd never pass the test 
He'd never get past "Now grab the shaft firmly and say UP"..... nuff said really
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #7 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 3:15pm » |
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on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:11pm, LeLimey wrote:Sheesh Annette - he oculdn't ride a broom, for one thing he'd never pass the test
He'd never get past "Now grab the shaft firmly and say UP"..... nuff said really
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Now I cant wait to see whats Pauls come back on this !!
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #8 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 3:22pm » |
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on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:11pm, LeLimey wrote:Sheesh
He'd never get past "Now grab the shaft firmly and say UP"..... nuff said really
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OMG!
You have made my day, honey. Wiping the tears and snot off my keyboard! This is my Helen, a woman of few words, but gol gang it, those few words are killers!
I, too, can't wait to read Paul's comeback on this one.
Have fun.
Love you both
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #9 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 3:45pm » |
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #10 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 3:49pm » |
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too funny!!
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #11 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 3:53pm » |
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LMFAO - I've just rung him and he's heading out the door from work to go to the airport. He won't see this until he gets here tomorrow so he can chicken out of replying (can anyone say WUSS?!)
Give me five minutes to take pics and I'll show you his "surprise"
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #12 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 3:55pm » |
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on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:11pm, LeLimey wrote:Sheesh Annette - he oculdn't ride a broom, for one thing he'd never pass the test
He'd never get past "Now grab the shaft firmly and say UP"..... nuff said really
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Because if it were up any higher I'd need a space suit you silly old bag. I'm taking an airplane not a space ship, you dip!
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #13 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 3:56pm » |
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on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:55pm, Paul98 wrote:
Because if it were up any higher I'd need a space suit you silly old bag. I'm taking an airplane not a space ship, you dip!
-P.
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Ain't love grand?
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #14 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 4:09pm » |
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on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:55pm, Paul98 wrote:
Because if it were up any higher I'd need a space suit you silly old bag. I'm taking an airplane not a space ship, you dip!
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The only thing "silly" about me is that I put up with you you gormless guttersnipe.
If you had a broom you wouldn't need a plane now would you mastermind?
And you certainly wouldn't need to try jumping out of the aforementioned plane WITH a broom sheesh!
It seems Pauls carbon footprint is firmly lodged between his eustachian tubes
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #15 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 4:21pm » |
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Ladies... now you know how it is. The little darling's we keep as pets are never fully house trainable and there is always that problem of the seat and lid being left UP
well I have found the answer and I'm about to test drive it
As you can see this is how the throne of the home SHOULD look, right?
Okay - how in how many homes with men in them does this happen?
Any?
Oh come on there must be ONE?!!
No... sheesh its worse than I thought. 
Never mind girlies, here's the answer.
YOU leave the lid down so when they lift it ...
Belinda the Bog Monster jumps up to say hello!! (NO CHEWY YOU CANNOT DATE HER!)
Of course it does mean I'll probably have extra laundry but if it cures the other little problem it will be worth it
Between that and the screaming toilet roll holder of doom I think that poor old Paul will be holding it til he gets home again don't you?!
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #16 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 4:21pm » |
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on Dec 7th, 2007, 4:09pm, LeLimey wrote:
The only thing "silly" about me is that I put up with you you gormless guttersnipe.
If you had a broom you wouldn't need a plane now would you mastermind?
And you certainly wouldn't need to try jumping out of the aforementioned plane WITH a broom sheesh!
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Ain't love grand! Okay Helen - enuff, awready! I've spewed coffee and choked myself laughing at why you say Paul can't ride a broom, and now this one. You're too much girl! We all need your wicked sense of humour.
I hope you have a wonderful time - try to be a little nice to the poor guy - after all he's just a man!
Hugs
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #17 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 4:25pm » |
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Helen be careful he might get a heart attack or become speechless for the rest of his visit
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #18 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 5:06pm » |
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Hmmmmmmmmm, that might just make him impotent.
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #19 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 5:11pm » |
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But Jimi I've always thought he was important
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #20 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 5:17pm » |
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on Dec 7th, 2007, 3:22pm, Sandy_C wrote:
OMG!
You have made my day, honey. Wiping the tears and snot off my keyboard! This is my Helen, a woman of few words, but gol gang it, those few words are killers!
I, too, can't wait to read Paul's comeback on this one.
Have fun.
Love you both
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Ok am I the only one to catch this ? In what fantasy is that?
Chenz .... they do have there own reality doesnt they?
Mike gotta run! 
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #21 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 5:28pm » |
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You are so not right Jimi (We shall pray that everything goes well in EVERY department )
Helen, as usual, you had me laughing hysterically.
Have a safe trip, Paul.
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #22 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 7:09pm » |
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on Dec 7th, 2007, 4:09pm, LeLimey wrote:
The only thing "silly" about me is that I put up with you you gormless guttersnipe.
If you had a broom you wouldn't need a plane now would you mastermind?
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Paul, you "manky minger" you "numpty plonker wally"
Words you will likely hear in England...thought I would let you know.
According to Helen, I am a "ting tong gormless welly"
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #23 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 8:06pm » |
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I told Paul the other day to make sure he packed his English to American dictionary. If he forgot, he may not understand anything Helen is saying to him the whole time he's there. The silly wassock.
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Re: The journey begins...
« Reply #24 on: Dec 7th, 2007, 9:07pm » |
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Yer weird. Be nice....right
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