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BarbaraD
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On a Lighter note.....
« on: Nov 29th, 2007, 6:02pm » |
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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
zone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in everyHigh School in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 .
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile
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Re: On a Lighter note.....
« Reply #1 on: Nov 29th, 2007, 6:15pm » |
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2029..........
BarbaraD celebrates 31 years as head "Mom" at CH.com. 
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PollyPocket
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Re: On a Lighter note.....
« Reply #2 on: Nov 29th, 2007, 6:23pm » |
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cute Barb! lol
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Kirk
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Re: On a Lighter note.....
« Reply #3 on: Nov 29th, 2007, 6:42pm » |
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Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. 
No one is going to believe that one Barb.
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BarbaraD
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Re: On a Lighter note.....
« Reply #4 on: Nov 30th, 2007, 6:52am » |
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Come on Kirk -- I'm "dieting" now.... By 2029 - I MAY be "average!!!"
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kimh
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Re: On a Lighter note.....
« Reply #5 on: Nov 30th, 2007, 7:07am » |
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Thanks for the smile.
Massachusetts executes last conservative.....hmmmm. I MUST move there to save the day (i hear the theme song to Mission Impossible playing)....................and for some reason i am getting a visual.................it's me, jonny and don................we're the mod squad..........oh that's right, don is white LMAO
silly me.
kay. goin for more coffee now.
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Re: On a Lighter note.....
« Reply #6 on: Nov 30th, 2007, 7:11am » |
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Kevin_M
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Re: On a Lighter note.....
« Reply #7 on: Nov 30th, 2007, 7:28am » |
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on Nov 29th, 2007, 6:02pm, BarbaraD wrote:| George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. |
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In their third attempt as high school seniors, 21 year old Donald Rumsfeld III and Dick Cheney III say this year's new senior "Z" is just the guy they've been waiting for to run the school. The Bush platform is "smallur siense classruums"
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Re: On a Lighter note.....
« Reply #8 on: Nov 30th, 2007, 10:36am » |
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on Nov 29th, 2007, 6:02pm, BarbaraD wrote:
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.
Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.
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"Florexico"...shouldn't that be Fluba or Floruba?
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Re: On a Lighter note.....
« Reply #9 on: Nov 30th, 2007, 3:02pm » |
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Thanks Barb ! That was funny and witty !
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