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thomas
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You can only say these at Thanksgiving.
« on: Nov 21st, 2007, 11:00am » |
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01. Talk about a huge breast!!!
02. Tying the legs together keeps them moist inside.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. That's one terrific spread!
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
NOW go enjoy THANKSGIVING
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Re: You can only say these at Thanksgiving.
« Reply #1 on: Nov 21st, 2007, 11:04am » |
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Happy Thanksgiving, guys! 
Sanna
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Re: You can only say these at Thanksgiving.
« Reply #2 on: Nov 21st, 2007, 11:14am » |
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omg Thomas, rotflmao!!!
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Re: You can only say these at Thanksgiving.
« Reply #3 on: Nov 21st, 2007, 11:48am » |
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Re: You can only say these at Thanksgiving.
« Reply #4 on: Nov 21st, 2007, 12:31pm » |
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A little happier now thanks!
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Re: You can only say these at Thanksgiving.
« Reply #5 on: Nov 21st, 2007, 4:39pm » |
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OMG Thomas!!
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Re: You can only say these at Thanksgiving.
« Reply #6 on: Nov 21st, 2007, 7:29pm » |
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Ok I'm siting here with tears running down my cheeks from laughing so hard and trying to read these out loud! Very amusing, gotta go get some Kleenex! Happy Thanksgiving
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Re: You can only say these at Thanksgiving.
« Reply #7 on: Nov 21st, 2007, 9:21pm » |
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THOMAS!!!!
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Re: You can only say these at Thanksgiving.
« Reply #8 on: Nov 21st, 2007, 11:56pm » |
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Happy Thanksgiving guys 
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Re: You can only say these at Thanksgiving.
« Reply #9 on: Nov 22nd, 2007, 12:39am » |
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haha! Thanks for posting that, Thomas. Pretty funny!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!
Hugz and PF wishes,
Carrie 
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Re: You can only say these at Thanksgiving.
« Reply #10 on: Nov 22nd, 2007, 4:09am » |
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Re: You can only say these at Thanksgiving.
« Reply #11 on: Nov 22nd, 2007, 6:44am » |
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Ok, my computer screen needed cleaning off anyhow - coffee is wet and cleans off the screen right!!!!
Now that I've had my laugh -- Thanks Thomas -- I needed that....
Hugs BD
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