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Guiseppi
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Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
« Reply #1 on: Nov 20th, 2007, 10:13am » |
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What really scraes me is who was the first to figure out agitating this toad and licking it gave you a high? How many animals did he agitate and lick before he got lucky and found this one? The odds the toad was the first one he licked are just astronomical!!!! Just a thought 
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Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
« Reply #2 on: Nov 20th, 2007, 10:15am » |
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Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
« Reply #3 on: Nov 20th, 2007, 10:33am » |
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Do any of you remember the family guy episode about Licking Toad?
Yeah when you use toad,
It will mess you up.
It will make your mama cry
That's no lie,
You'll choke on your tounge and die
You've got to give it up
You got to give up the toad now
It's no joke buddy, give it up
You got to give up the toad now
Or you'll croke
You've got to give it up,
And don't smoke
Or you will see,
It hurts to pee
There'll be blood, gushing from ya
Everytime that you cough
And forget getting lucky,
It falls off
Yeah you'd better wise up
'Cos I'm telling you
Toad is what Lando forbids
Got to give it all up
Or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids will be born without eyelids
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Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
« Reply #4 on: Nov 20th, 2007, 10:40am » |
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Nasty.
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Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
« Reply #5 on: Nov 20th, 2007, 11:03am » |
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Ummm..... ga-rosssssssss!
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Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
« Reply #6 on: Nov 20th, 2007, 11:11am » |
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I once upon a time saw a group of very attractive intelligent and dignified people in Sacramento, CA. As I watched I saw one of the women in the group pull an object out of her shopping bag and lick it. I swear to y'all, I am telling the truth here.
Oddly enough, this said group of attractive and obviously intelligent people proceeded to pass the object around and all licked it. They then began giggling uncontrollably and became quite boisterous.
I discovered later that it was a "psycodelic toad" toy.
PFDAN y'all
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Linda_Howell
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Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
« Reply #7 on: Nov 20th, 2007, 11:42am » |
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Quote:As I watched I saw one of the women in the group pull an object out of her shopping bag and lick it. I swear to y'all, I am telling the truth here.
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Silly Girl. That was Guiseppi in drag.
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Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
« Reply #8 on: Nov 20th, 2007, 11:56am » |
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I almost think JDH's dog-poo treatment would be preferrable.
Almost.
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Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
« Reply #9 on: Nov 20th, 2007, 12:23pm » |
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Re: ???Alternative Treatment???
« Reply #10 on: Nov 20th, 2007, 12:28pm » |
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"Theiss was released on bond.
The toad is in custody at a police crime lab."
*AP - 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
Clay County sheriff's deputies have released this statement by the toad:
"This dude, he said if he licked me & I'd turn into a Princess...like if I had known it was a bogus deal you think I would have let him lick me? C'mon! That's just gross!"
The toad is seeking legal representation.
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