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chewy
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They are covered in jet fuel.
Trust me. I know this.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #1 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:14pm » |
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NEVER trust a guy who says "trust me."
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:16pm » |
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on Nov 19th, 2007, 7:14pm, StrangeBrew wrote:| NEVER trust a guy who says "trust me." |
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Especially an airlines pilot.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #3 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:20pm » |
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Or a used car salesman.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #4 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:29pm » |
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Checks in the mail....LOL 
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:30pm » |
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Second lesson.
Approaching an airport that has been cleared by everything but trucks with flashing red lights is not a good thing. No matter how many extra snacks they offer you.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #6 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:33pm » |
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I wont *** in your mouth.....ROTFFLMMFAO!
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #7 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:39pm » |
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Dropped ignitable fuel, unscheduled landing, emergency vehicles standing by.
So which Federal farting regulations did you break on board, Chew.
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:40pm » |
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Third lesson.
Seeing numerous men in silver moon suits run towards your plane upon landing is not worth the free 36 channels of sattelite TV for your flying pleasure.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #9 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:47pm » |
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Did they suck into the engine the whole flying V of Canadian geese migrating.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #10 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:53pm » |
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All the money you were bringing back from Vegas was too heavy?
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #11 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:55pm » |
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Fourth Lesson.
The plane filling with a sickening aroma at 36,000 feet while the crew is all enjoying the view out the same side of the plane and whispering is cause for concern.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #12 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:58pm » |
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Fuel leak to an engine?
Did you layover in Utah until a recovery jet was brought in?
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #13 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 8:02pm » |
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I know the answer but let the suspense grow.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #14 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 8:03pm » |
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You got it. Came in on one engine and leaking fuel.
At least we didn't have to sit around for an hour waiting for a gate to clear.
We got a special gate. For special people on defective planes with 36 free sattelite TV stations for our flying pleasure.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #15 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 8:05pm » |
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You landed on Potter's farm?
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 8:07pm » |
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Nope. They took it into Vegas.
Theres already to much methane on Potters farm.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #17 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 8:09pm » |
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They're designed to fly and land on one engine if they have to, but that's a hell of sweat.
Some people don't want to get back on another plane very soon again.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #18 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 8:09pm » |
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Quit yer bitchen!
It could have been worse, what if they forgot the peanuts?
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #19 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 8:11pm » |
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on Nov 19th, 2007, 8:09pm, Kevin_M wrote:| They're designed to fly and land on one engine if they have to, but that's a hell of sweat. |
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What if the other engine leaks to?
Put your tray in the upright position?
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #20 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 8:14pm » |
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Your emergency landing was not on the news?
Youtube has video of every emergency landing....LOL
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #21 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 8:15pm » |
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on Nov 19th, 2007, 8:11pm, chewy wrote:
What if the other engine leaks to?
Put your tray in the upright position? |
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It's why you'll never find moi on a single-engine aircraft.
What you do is assume the crash position - put your head between your legs and kiss your @$$ goodbye.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #22 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 8:15pm » |
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Thank God everyone had there trays in the upright position.
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #23 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 8:16pm » |
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Yeah, land quick. Went through the drill, like on the placecards in the seat pocket in front of you.
Bring an extra pair of clean underwear to change into?
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Re: Dont eat Utah veggies..........
« Reply #24 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 8:18pm » |
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Hellava time to suspend beverage services.
What are they thinking?
Quote:like on the placecards in the seat pocket in front of you.
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It was conmforting to know that the exit shoots turn into life rafts.
While your flying over a desert.
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