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Jimi
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response , 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son.' 
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #1 on: Nov 18th, 2007, 11:48pm » |
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Read it to Liz, too. She's also LHAO.
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #2 on: Nov 18th, 2007, 11:48pm » |
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ROTFLMAO!!! 
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #3 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 5:46am » |
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That's a great response.
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Good one!
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #6 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 7:54am » |
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too too funny.... still laughing
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #7 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 9:56am » |
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #8 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 10:12am » |
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Thats brilliant .... i would have loved to have seen that
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #9 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 10:48am » |
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Jimi, you sure know how to tell a good one LMAO!
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #10 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 12:51pm » |
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a peacock!!
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #11 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 1:37pm » |
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Well, there's NO doubt in MY mind that YOU ARE his son!!!! (Know where you got your sense of humor)
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #12 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 9:53pm » |
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I like your dad.
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #14 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 10:27pm » |
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Thanks Jimi. The old man can flip a colorful bird.
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #15 on: Nov 19th, 2007, 11:47pm » |
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um, i dont get it???
was it?
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #16 on: Nov 20th, 2007, 4:25pm » |
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I laughed till I cried . My wife read it and said we clusterheads are weird! She doesn't understand the way we laugh at things.
Jerry
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #17 on: Nov 20th, 2007, 6:32pm » |
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That's the best . What a great Dad. phil h
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #18 on: Nov 21st, 2007, 4:33pm » |
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Don't laugh, those fockers are not only hard to catch, but they even harder to hold onto!
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #19 on: Nov 21st, 2007, 4:35pm » |
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Hi jeff! where have you been?
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #20 on: Nov 21st, 2007, 4:55pm » |
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Working!!!! Trying to get back to normal.
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Re: A Funny
« Reply #21 on: Nov 21st, 2007, 5:09pm » |
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wishing you the best Jeff! Happy Thanksgiving! 
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