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Annette
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The other day at work I was taking a quick short break for lunch and had a sandwich. Just as I finished eating my secretary called out to me:
" Dr Do, would you like a mandarin now? "
I shouted back :
" No thank you, I have had enough, that will keep till this afternoon"
Immediately she appeared at my doorstep looking rather anxious :
" But Dr Do, Amanda is your next patient and she is upset that you want to keep her waiting until the afternoon"
Guess I should have said yes to " Amanda in" 
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Re: A Mandarin
« Reply #1 on: Nov 11th, 2007, 7:17am » |
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And always say yes to Amanda Hugginkiss!!! 
Paul
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I push my fingers into my eyes, It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache, But it's made of all the things I have to take, Jesus it never ends it just works its way inside, If the pain goes on, I AM gonna make it.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xps7AM8HbjE
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Re: A Mandarin
« Reply #2 on: Nov 11th, 2007, 9:29am » |
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Would you like a madarin now?
No, thanks. I'm partial to the banjo.
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Kevin_M
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Re: A Mandarin
« Reply #3 on: Nov 11th, 2007, 10:06am » |
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Chewy's appointment day
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"Dr. Do, Chew out here ready to be seen, can we see Chew'in now."
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Re: A Mandarin
« Reply #4 on: Nov 11th, 2007, 12:20pm » |
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Best,
George
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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