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The Goat is on a roll
« on: Oct 30th, 2007, 1:51pm » |
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HHhhhmmmmmmm now I am hungry. Goat rolls, CHicken soup, OH wait I know, any good curry recipies?  
I guess when the days get shorter I get goofier. Been under pressure and need to explode but without a good oldfashoned smack down my bp will jump over its already 155/104 heart racing at about 98. bring it CHenz knock the goat around some. he really needs it. Pics are always welcome.
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #1 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 2:13pm » |
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I only gots some cranberry squares fresh outta the oven...
(I don't know what the hells the matter with me. It isn't like I'm lacking sweet stuff in this house.  )
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #2 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 2:20pm » |
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Melly Melly Melly
Whats with the being nice carp? come on free shots at the goat bring it and you may want to hire a witch or two for help!
ooohh witch cicles sound good too!
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #3 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 2:21pm » |
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #4 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 2:22pm » |
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Sorry! Guess it's just not in my nature. 
edited to add: ROTFLMAO Rosy!!!!!!
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #5 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 2:22pm » |
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I vote for number 3!!!!
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #6 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 2:22pm » |
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Nice carp?
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #7 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 2:24pm » |
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Sure it is you are just soooo sweet it hides well.
Dont have to worry I wont get mad I just feel that giving the wonderful CHenz a focal point of attack helps them which makes me feel better.
make up stuff its really fun try it.
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« Reply #8 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 2:30pm » |
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Mmmmm....Goat on a roll, with fries and cole slaw.
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #9 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 2:35pm » |
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Ok...
Two men were walking through the woods and came upon a big, black, deep hole. One man picked up a rock and tossed it into the hole and stood listening for the rock to hit bottom. Nothing.
He turned to the other guy and said "that must be a deep hole...let's throw a bigger rock in there and listen for it to hit bottom."
The men found a bigger rock and both picked it up and lugged it to the hole and dropped it in. They listened for some time and....nothing.
Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it.
One man spotted a big log nearby. They picked it up, grunting and groaning, and threw it to the hole, listening intently......nothing.
All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were astounded.
They walked on through the woods, and a little later met an old farmer who asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed...they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods, and run and leap into the big hole. He asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.
The old farmer said "Naw, that can't be my goat...he was chained to a big log."
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #10 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 2:43pm » |
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There ya go didnt that feel better?
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #11 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 2:43pm » |
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That is funny
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #12 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 4:51pm » |
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #13 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 4:55pm » |
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You're askin' for it buddy...
A door-to-door salesman has had a really rough day and decided to try one more house before heading home. He knocks on the door, determined to make a sale. A small boy opens the door, and the salesman starts in with his sales pitch. The boy stood there speechless, and the salesman, seeing that he wasn't getting anywhere, asked the boy where his mother was. The boy didn't say a word and just pointed upstairs. The salesman goes up the stairs, opens the bedroom door and finds the boy's mother in bed with a goat!! Completely flabbergasted, the salesman slams the door shut and flies down the stairs. He grabs the little boy by the shoulders and yells, "Do you know what's in bed with your mother? Do you know what they're doing? Doesn't this bother you?" To which the little boy responded, "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a."
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #14 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 5:01pm » |
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #15 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 5:04pm » |
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on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:35pm, Melissa wrote:Ok...
Again, they agreed that this must be one deep hole and maybe they should throw something even bigger into it.
One man spotted a big log nearby. They picked it up, grunting and groaning, and threw it to the hole, listening intently......nothing.
All of a sudden, a goat came flying out of the woods, running like the wind, and flew past the men and jumped straight into the hole. The men were astounded.
They walked on through the woods, and a little later met an old farmer who asked the men if they had seen a goat. One man told the farmer of the incredible incident they had just witnessed...they had just seen this goat fly out of the woods, and run and leap into the big hole. He asked the farmer if this could have been his goat.
The old farmer said "Naw, that can't be my goat...he was chained to a big log." |
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LOL
But where to begin. How is it that a hole that large and deep did not have warning signs, cones, and or lights indicating the potential danger?
What about the enivornmental agency that lacked proper supervison of said hole to ensure yaahoos did not throw potentialy dangerous materials into said hole.
About the log. Did they not see the chain secured to said log? How could they not assume the chain had a purpose unknown to them. As far as a goat on a long chain, attached to a log in the woods goes. There is no conceivable way that goat would only walk in a straight line into the woods. That chain would have been wrapped around the tree trunks time and time again.
Where the hell was ASPCA in all this. Goat to a log by a chain, no owners nearby apparently, any mention of food and water? Did these guys get charged with animal abuse? I think not.
Well -- that's just my $.02
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #16 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 5:06pm » |
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What.. no good?
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« Reply #17 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 5:31pm » |
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on Oct 30th, 2007, 2:13pm, Melissa wrote:I only gots some cranberry squares fresh outta the oven...
Cranberry??
(I don't know what the hells the matter with me. It isn't like I'm lacking sweet Cranberry??stuff in this house. ) |
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cranberry?
But then what the H do I know. I'm a bald english/scot.
I'm thinking peach, blueberry, or lutefish.
edited to fix the quote cuz I'm a goober
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #19 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 5:35pm » |
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LMBAO
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #20 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 5:38pm » |
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on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:31pm, echo wrote:
cranberry?
But then what the H do I know. I'm a bald english/scot.
I'm thinking peach, blueberry, or lutefish.
edited to fix the quote cuz I'm a goober
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Yes CRANBERRY! I'm a Wisconsinite plus pregnant, so what I normally love I just have to eat tons of right now.
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #22 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 5:40pm » |
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on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:32pm, aloneuk wrote:
Why you little.... 
I must be tired, its all I can do to give you the finger LOL
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« Reply #23 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 5:43pm » |
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on Oct 30th, 2007, 5:38pm, Melissa wrote:
Yes CRANBERRY! I'm a Wisconsinite plus pregnant...............
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Yes dear. 
I'll go lay by my dish now.
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Re: The Goat is on a roll
« Reply #24 on: Oct 30th, 2007, 6:45pm » |
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OH MY GOSH !!!
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