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Can I get an AMEN!
« on: Oct 26th, 2007, 8:40am » |
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Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a nice cup of coffee along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.
I said 'Jesus, why do I work so hard?'
And I heard the reply: 'Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather.'
I said: 'I thought that money was the root of all evil.'
And the reply was: 'No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad'.
I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. 'Jesus,' I said, 'what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?'
He replied: 'That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Señor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn.'
Mike
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Re: Can I get an AMEN!
« Reply #2 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 8:58am » |
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Re: Can I get an AMEN!
« Reply #4 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 9:04am » |
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Re: Can I get an AMEN!
« Reply #5 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 10:15am » |
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AMEN!! 
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Re: Can I get an AMEN!
« Reply #6 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 10:19am » |
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Ya had me going for a minute. Good one!!
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Re: Can I get an AMEN!
« Reply #7 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 11:53am » |
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Amen brother!
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Re: Can I get an AMEN!
« Reply #8 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 12:14pm » |
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I push my fingers into my eyes, It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache, But it's made of all the things I have to take, Jesus it never ends it just works its way inside, If the pain goes on, I AM gonna make it.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xps7AM8HbjE
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Re: Can I get an AMEN!
« Reply #9 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 12:17pm » |
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AMEN!!
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Re: Can I get an AMEN!
« Reply #10 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 3:57pm » |
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Reminds me of the old Bill Cosby line: "For the first few years of my life, I thought my name was Jesus Christ."
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Re: Can I get an AMEN!
« Reply #11 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 5:53pm » |
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Re: Can I get an AMEN!
« Reply #12 on: Oct 26th, 2007, 5:55pm » |
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You little shit
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