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Never let the client see your underwear!
« on: Oct 17th, 2007, 3:47pm » |
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Seriously. It's embarrassing. Especially when you're wearing sexy ones.....
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #1 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 3:49pm » |
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This has the makings of a Jayne story! C'mon tell us the rest! You know you wanna! 
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #2 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 3:53pm » |
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'Fess up! I tell you MY cringeworthy stories LOL
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #3 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 3:53pm » |
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Underwear is not sexy. Wearers of underwear are.
So, I assume you were asked out on several dates?
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #4 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 3:57pm » |
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Any ideas on how to get grass out of my butt?
Lizzie, who's off to a long, hot shower......
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #5 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 4:04pm » |
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on Oct 17th, 2007, 3:57pm, Miss Independent wrote:| Any ideas on how to get grass out of my butt? |
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My sheltie scoots on the carpet. Maybe you could try that?
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #6 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 4:11pm » |
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on Oct 17th, 2007, 4:04pm, Melly_Mudflaps wrote:
My sheltie scoots on the carpet. Maybe you could try that? |
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ROFLMAO!!! 
So are we going to get "the rest of the story"??
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #7 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 4:14pm » |
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on Oct 17th, 2007, 4:04pm, Melly_Mudflaps wrote:
My sheltie scoots on the carpet. Maybe you could try that? |
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HaHaHooooHeeHaHaHa!
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #8 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 4:16pm » |
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on Oct 17th, 2007, 4:04pm, Melly_Mudflaps wrote:
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Fork n' knife!! I about choked on that one Mel you little bugger!!!
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #10 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 4:55pm » |
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vaseline?? 
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #11 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 5:04pm » |
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Ah ha! So, you were wearing butt floss....
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #12 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 5:44pm » |
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I had an electric distribution system inspection today. Jeans, and not the good ones, are the best choice for this. Unfortunately, mine are about 2 sizes too big.
The grass was wet and half-way to my knees. I made it around, and through, some pretty prickly closely-spaced bushes with no ill effects. On my way back to the street, my right foot found a hidden hole. Down I went!
Sliding down the slope, prone, on my backside - right in front of the client. Bad bad day to wear too-big jeans! The jeans slid down my butt. So there I am, half on my back, red lace panty-covered butt facing the pretty good looking (male) client and what comes out of my mouth? I went down...
hmmmm.... just realized - he spent the rest of the tour talking mostly to me......
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #13 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 5:52pm » |
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well at least you show your booty to a good looking man so it was not a waste
and you were not wearing Granny ones
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #14 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 6:01pm » |
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Oh Lizzie! LOL oh hon, I'm sorry for ya! But I bet you're laughing your ass off about this though!
p.s. let me know when he calls ya
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #15 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 6:13pm » |
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I just got an Oreck vacuum and steam cleaner.....positive it will get the grass out. 
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #16 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 6:24pm » |
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Dear Lizzie:
You know we love you. You poor thing. I'm glad that it was only your dignity that suffered.
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(snicker - Oh, did I do that out loud?)
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #17 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 6:26pm » |
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yes I truely agree with Rosy.. thank the lord above they were pretty ones and not granny's or comando. 
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #18 on: Oct 17th, 2007, 8:55pm » |
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Sorry, I feel your embarASSment.
At least you had something on and sexy to boot! Life has some interesting moments doesn't it?
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #19 on: Oct 18th, 2007, 3:24am » |
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Sorry about that, Lizzie!
(Had it been me, I would have been far too embarrased to tell anyone about it.)
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #20 on: Oct 18th, 2007, 1:05pm » |
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I'm still laughing about it!!
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #21 on: Oct 18th, 2007, 2:33pm » |
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Thank you, Mel. I just snorted coffee out my nose.
Lizzie, it is good to know that I am not the only one that does shit like that. And to top it off I usually scream (shit or fuck) as I do it, just in case there was someone who did not realize that I was doing it. And then cant get up cause I'm laughing my ass off at myself. 
I am glad that you are ok. Atleast they where pretty. And he was not put off by them.
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #22 on: Oct 18th, 2007, 4:43pm » |
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Funny what you do and don't remember.
Colleague didn't see it (thank gawd! how do you show your face at work again after that?!) - but he remembers the clients yelling 'are you okay?'
All I remember is a slo-mo fall, and a slide down the wet grass.
btw - thanks for the grass-removal suggestions! Mel's made me laugh! The 'how about I use my teeth/tongue/finger/other anatomical part' was interesting... the first five times I heard it. The drain cleaner burned, and didn't touch the grass. Hmmm - wonder if workwoman's comp will pay for grass removal.....
Lizzie, who's gonna let workwoman's comp pay the medical bills but most definitely will not milk this!
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #23 on: Oct 19th, 2007, 11:06am » |
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OMG - Even funnier! The CEO sent me an email asking me to be straight with him - did it *really* happen at work, or was it one of those skateboarding accidents he hears about.... LMAO. I LOVE this company!!
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Re: Never let the client see your underwear!
« Reply #24 on: Oct 19th, 2007, 2:00pm » |
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Hey, this is a good time to use your "Get Out of Hell Free" card......
LMAO
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