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Why women love NASCAR
« on: Oct 14th, 2007, 12:10am » |
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These are ACTUAL quotes from the announcers at tonight's Charlotte race. 
I love racing!!! LOL
"That was one hard lick!"
"They're nose to tail"
"He's workin' that topside"
"He needs to do that all night long"
"He's drivin' it in deep"
"His main complaint: Its tight on entry"
"Man, that thing works so good on the bottom!"
"Its hard & it'll last forever!"
and last but not least: "He's scrapin' the walls!"
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Re: Why women love NASCAR
« Reply #1 on: Oct 14th, 2007, 7:28am » |
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 You know now Jen when we watch the next race we will be listening to race "quotes" in a totally different way.
Example: Looks like Jeff Gordon is getting right under the tail end of team mate Jimmy Johnson, he is bump drafting him in the rear!
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Re: Why women love NASCAR
« Reply #2 on: Oct 14th, 2007, 7:37am » |
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G'mornin' Barry.
I had to do it! lol If you listen carefully, you'll hear the announcers- I swear-sometimes its GOTTA be deliberate, just to see if anyone's paying attention. I've heard the other announcers stiffle a laugh at some of the others' comments lol
Jen
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Re: Why women love NASCAR
« Reply #3 on: Oct 14th, 2007, 8:31am » |
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So, what you're sayin' is, it ain't about racin' at all.
IndyCar announcers don't talk like that....
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Re: Why women love NASCAR
« Reply #4 on: Oct 14th, 2007, 8:53am » |
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Its ALL about the racin' Bill.
The announcers just take it to whole other level
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Re: Why women love NASCAR
« Reply #5 on: Oct 14th, 2007, 10:13am » |
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That is why I don't watch racing. All they have to do in football is stand the guy straight up, get good penetration, and hit the hole hard.
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Re: Why women love NASCAR
« Reply #6 on: Oct 21st, 2007, 7:45am » |
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It isn't only racing and football with the potty mouth. How about golfing?
Here's one: "Two strokes and I am in" or " He's got a boogie" or here is a good one "He's got his wood out now, look out"
I think now Jen whenever I watch or listen to any sports I will be listening to the announcers in a totally different way.
I am wondering now who will be fighting a "loose or tight condition" today at Martinsville. 
Sunday morning fun. 
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Re: Why women love NASCAR
« Reply #7 on: Oct 21st, 2007, 8:06am » |
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Good morning Barry
Martinsville is a great track to go see a race at. It is "in your face" racing and when they start their engines, your guts rumble! Had a blast there!
We were in turn 3, 4th row up when Kenny Irwin wrecked Tony Stewart right in front of us.
Today's gonna be a great day for racin'. The weather here is spectacular! 
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Re: Why women love NASCAR
« Reply #8 on: Oct 21st, 2007, 1:57pm » |
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on Oct 14th, 2007, 12:10am, JenniferD wrote:
"His main complaint: Its tight on entry"
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Dont see that as a problem...surely wouldnt complain about that
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Re: Why women love NASCAR
« Reply #9 on: Oct 21st, 2007, 3:28pm » |
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The vibration on the clit maybe a hint!
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Re: Why women love NASCAR
« Reply #10 on: Oct 21st, 2007, 8:06pm » |
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