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sandie99
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Fourtune cookie knows
« on: Oct 13th, 2007, 11:02am » |
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We had yummy Chinese food last night and we got fourtune cookies with our order. Mine said: "Your cheerful outlook is one of your best assets". Even cookie knows that I'm optimist! PF days to all, Sanna
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Re: Fourtune cookie knows
« Reply #1 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 11:07am » |
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I once got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it. I waited a long time for something to happen, but nothing did. That's when I realized that "nothing" was the fortune. Those Orientals are sooooo subtle.... Best, George
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Re: Fourtune cookie knows
« Reply #2 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 11:19am » |
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Here are a few messages you don't want to see in your fortune cookie: "Help! I have been enslaved by the fortune cookie factory." "Look behind you." "You will die on the toilet due to the road kill you just paid $8 for." "Sell cookie before December 1, 1987." "I think we should see other people." "That Wasn't Chicken." "Inspected . . . and rejected by No. 14" "I can't believe you ate here." "This message will self destruct in 3...2...1". "Have you seen any cats around this restaurant?"
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Re: Fourtune cookie knows
« Reply #3 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 11:22am » |
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LOL Cyn!! And Sanna, that really is the PERFECT fortune for you
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sandie99
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Re: Fourtune cookie knows
« Reply #4 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 12:07pm » |
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Thank you, Jen. Cyn, that was hilarious! I've had a fourtune cookie once before. That one said "Smile and the world smiles with you". I liked that one a lot as well. PF days to us all, Sanna
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"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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Re: Fourtune cookie knows
« Reply #5 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 12:42pm » |
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Mine says "Thats 30 seconds of your life you'll never get back"
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Re: Fourtune cookie knows
« Reply #6 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 12:45pm » |
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on Oct 13th, 2007, 11:19am, cynjeep89 wrote:Here are a few messages you don't want to see in your fortune cookie: "Help! I have been enslaved by the fortune cookie factory." "Look behind you." "You will die on the toilet due to the road kill you just paid $8 for." "Sell cookie before December 1, 1987." "I think we should see other people." "That Wasn't Chicken." "Inspected . . . and rejected by No. 14" "I can't believe you ate here." "This message will self destruct in 3...2...1". "Have you seen any cats around this restaurant?" |
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Re: Fourtune cookie knows
« Reply #7 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 1:10pm » |
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All cookie fortunes must be preceded by saying, "When in bed..."
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Re: Fourtune cookie knows
« Reply #8 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 1:21pm » |
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on Oct 13th, 2007, 1:10pm, Brewcrew wrote:All cookie fortunes must be preceded by saying, "When in bed..." |
| I'm quessing that those fourtune cookies do not come from a Chinese restaurant but a complitely different kind of establishment...
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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Re: Fourtune cookie knows
« Reply #9 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 2:17pm » |
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on Oct 13th, 2007, 1:10pm, Brewcrew wrote:All cookie fortunes must be preceded by saying, "When in bed..." |
| on Oct 13th, 2007, 11:19am, cynjeep89 wrote: I don't think I like that fortune very much. Best, George
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Re: Fourtune cookie knows
« Reply #10 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 2:19pm » |
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on Oct 13th, 2007, 1:21pm, sandie99 wrote: I'm quessing that those fourtune cookies do not come from a Chinese restaurant but a complitely different kind of establishment... |
| Wrong-o. Just take regular chinese restaurant fortunes and say the magic words first. Some of them can be hilarious.
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Re: Fourtune cookie knows
« Reply #11 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 3:12pm » |
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Yup, most aren't even actual fortunes...they are more like "advisory statements" Some examples of mis-fortune cookies might be: Your mother in law is moving in You're not the baby's Daddy An IRS audit is in your future
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I do look like my avatar...But I swear to God I am not a bag of aqua colored french fries
Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"
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