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From my wife to all the "girls"
« on: Oct 9th, 2007, 3:26pm » |
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I would guess that many of you ladies have recieved this in your emails, but Lin read it this am. and asked me to post it....
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|...WINE TRUCK..........| ||'|';, ___.
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 5 WOMEN WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN; INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM!
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...........
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling 'Woo'Hoo!' is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's butt and honestly believe we could do it too.
4.In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the Goddess we were just four hours ago.
5. We start crying and telling everyone that we see that we love them sooooooooo much.
6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because 'Oh my God! I love this song!'
7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and gotten really good at it.
9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.
10. We think we are in bed but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that we're having problems walking straight.
SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!
And Remember...
A clean house is the sign of a wasted life
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Re: From my wife to all the "girls"
« Reply #1 on: Oct 9th, 2007, 3:52pm » |
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So THIS is where I parked my truck! 
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Re: From my wife to all the "girls"
« Reply #2 on: Oct 9th, 2007, 4:16pm » |
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 well...some of it is true
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Re: From my wife to all the "girls"
« Reply #3 on: Oct 9th, 2007, 7:59pm » |
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That's great....brings back memories....
I have to tell this one... when I lived at home...I passed out on the toilet...and toppled off of it...the bathroom at my parents is really small...so the visual was, uh, pretty bad... 
My FATHER found me!!! Somewhere in the distance I heard him say "Eileen...get in here and talk to her."
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Re: From my wife to all the "girls"
« Reply #4 on: Oct 9th, 2007, 8:09pm » |
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*sigh* I miss drinking.
Thanks, Lin. 
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Re: From my wife to all the "girls"
« Reply #5 on: Oct 9th, 2007, 10:45pm » |
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Nani.......I'm with you, girl.
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Re: From my wife to all the "girls"
« Reply #6 on: Oct 9th, 2007, 11:07pm » |
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hahaha... I thank God for those days every day because life is not fun anymore...
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Re: From my wife to all the "girls"
« Reply #7 on: Oct 10th, 2007, 9:37am » |
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LOL........the only other thing I can add is that I am known for promising my husband all kinds of fun/wild stuff in bed and NOT delivering becausing I am either hugging the toilet or passed out..  .....oops...oh well
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Re: From my wife to all the "girls"
« Reply #8 on: Oct 10th, 2007, 10:14am » |
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"Great spirits have always found violent
opposition from the mediocrities." -Einstein
"I'll DIE on MY FEET, before I LIVE on MY KNEES"...thanks Jonny...that meant alot
"Oh, say does that star spangled banner yet wave?"....Your damn right it does.
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