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chewy
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Eight years ago today. The board was infiltrated by a street corner Lithium dealer.
My world soon included some really sick shit. Cuban born circus midgets, underworld fugitives living in his basement eating bologna sandmooches. Gargoyles on the font lawn.
A mutant lurking in an upstairs room hunched over a keyboard 2 finger pecking. Hideous midget laughter coming from the basement. Caused me a severe case of flatulence while trying to take it all in from a recliner.
How could you let it happen DJ? HOW?
Oh the fuckin humanity.
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Re: My Life.........Shattered
« Reply #1 on: Oct 4th, 2007, 11:48pm » |
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Sucks, don't it?
I'd say "there goes the neighborhood", but it already done went.
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
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Re: My Life.........Shattered
« Reply #2 on: Oct 5th, 2007, 12:02am » |
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You need to lay off whatever it is your taking Chewy. Looks like its' getting the best of you. 
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Re: My Life.........Shattered
« Reply #3 on: Oct 5th, 2007, 1:51am » |
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on Oct 4th, 2007, 11:32pm, chewy wrote:| My world soon included some really sick shit. |
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He's been here eight years Chew, not the 40+ when sick shit became the bee's knees for ya. But hell of an addition though, ey?.
And been here eight days a week throughout. A slice of life here, a bushel and a pecker.
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« Reply #4 on: Oct 5th, 2007, 3:28am » |
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Sound like my neighbourhood, it’s those snotty nosed gnomes next to the gargoyles that get up my goat. 
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Re: My Life.........Shattered
« Reply #5 on: Oct 5th, 2007, 8:53am » |
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"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name"
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Re: My Life.........Shattered
« Reply #6 on: Oct 5th, 2007, 9:15am » |
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on Oct 5th, 2007, 3:28am, Barry_T_Coles wrote:| Sound like my neighbourhood, it’s those snotty nosed gnomes next to the gargoyles that get up my goat. |
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But I like the gnones next to the gargoyles they play well together. 
Oh and Chewy"Caused me a severe case of flatulence while trying to take it all in from a recliner.
" so how of it did you take from there and exactly where did you take it?
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Re: My Life.........Shattered
« Reply #7 on: Oct 5th, 2007, 12:54pm » |
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Here's hoping you're "sickened" for many, MANY years to come!!
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Re: My Life.........Shattered
« Reply #8 on: Oct 5th, 2007, 12:58pm » |
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So for the past eight years you have been cursed blessed with the presence of "the Mule" ?? ?? ??
No wonder Jonny is so demented!
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« Reply #9 on: Oct 5th, 2007, 1:58pm » |
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I thought he was just a proud Democrat.
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Re: My Life.........Shattered
« Reply #10 on: Oct 5th, 2007, 5:10pm » |
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Must be some kind of Gen X thing. I'm pretty much lost as to what any of this means.
Charlie...who has led a sheltered life.
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Re: My Life.........Shattered
« Reply #11 on: Oct 5th, 2007, 5:19pm » |
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on Oct 4th, 2007, 11:32pm, chewy wrote:| Gargoyles on the font lawn. |
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Does he really hang out in the basement eating bologney sandwiches? lol
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« Reply #12 on: Oct 5th, 2007, 9:26pm » |
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on Oct 4th, 2007, 11:32pm, chewy wrote:Eight years ago today. The board was infiltrated by a street corner Lithium dealer.
My world soon included some really sick shit. Cuban born circus midgets, underworld fugitives living in his basement eating bologna sandmooches. Gargoyles on the font lawn.
A mutant lurking in an upstairs room hunched over a keyboard 2 finger pecking. Hideous midget laughter coming from the basement. Caused me a severe case of flatulence while trying to take it all in from a recliner.
How could you let it happen DJ? HOW?
Oh the fuckin humanity. |
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ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: My Life.........Shattered
« Reply #13 on: Oct 6th, 2007, 10:28am » |
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OMG
is this what happens to the brain on "cluster"
boy, im scared.
lmao
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