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Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« on: Sep 29th, 2007, 2:25pm » |
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Quote:Is Google God? The people at the Church of Google (and practitioner of "Googlism" think so, and they’ve even got 9 proofs of why Google is God. For example:
Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google’s cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife". |
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http://www.neatorama.com/2007/09/28/is-google-god-here-are-the-proofs/
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #1 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 2:26pm » |
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Oh My God!! 
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #2 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 2:30pm » |
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at first I thought it was some joke but I guess not lol
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #3 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 2:30pm » |
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on Sep 29th, 2007, 2:26pm, Rosybabe wrote:| Oh My God!! |
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #4 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 2:34pm » |
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So we're supposed to say "Oh my google" from now on...?
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
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on Sep 29th, 2007, 2:34pm, sandie99 wrote:| So we're supposed to say "Oh my google" from now on...? |
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lol  I guess only if you think google is a god but watch george carlin on religeon its on youtube
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Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good BS story. Holy ****! |
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #6 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 2:41pm » |
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I'm used to saying just God... I'll stick to it.
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #7 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 3:33pm » |
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on Sep 29th, 2007, 2:41pm, sandie99 wrote:| I'm used to saying just God... I'll stick to it. |
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google ? or the other one?
google can't be that bad thats how I found this site
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #8 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 4:01pm » |
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Quote:Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good BS story. Holy ****! |
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I've seen this many times but Woody put it more succinctly: "If there is a god, he is an underachiever."
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #9 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 4:06pm » |
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Just God, not google.
Glad I could clear that for you.
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #10 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 9:21pm » |
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Google must be God. According to the proofs: Google's a SHE.
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #11 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 9:30pm » |
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Is google God?
Why does this 3 word statement really piss me off?
Rhetorical question. No need for an answer. 
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
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on Sep 29th, 2007, 9:30pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
Is google God?
Why does this 3 word statement really piss me off?
Rhetorical question. No need for an answer.
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #13 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 10:12pm » |
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Either an immature mind. Or someone with waaay too much time on their hands asks that question.
Possibly both.
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #14 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 10:28pm » |
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I, for one, won't degrade someone else's religion just because it differs. Hell, the religion of google seems just as ridiculous as all the others.
Only difference is: Google doesn't qualify to be a non-profit company. They also pay property taxes.
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #15 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 10:42pm » |
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on Sep 29th, 2007, 2:30pm, MvT wrote:| at first I thought it was some joke but I guess not lol |
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it is, the punch line is the hate mail
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #16 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 11:15pm » |
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Yeah, and if Google's thought of that way, what the fuck would a good library be? Explore the possibilities and get real.
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #17 on: Sep 30th, 2007, 12:12am » |
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Quote: Hell, the religion of google seems just as ridiculous as all the others.
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what?
O.K. I surely must have missed something .
The religion....of google?
I am blonde and may need someone to 'splain' this to me.
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Re: Is Google God? Here are the Proofs
« Reply #18 on: Sep 30th, 2007, 11:04pm » |
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yes they call it googlism and they have a church of google all religeon seems stupid
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Googlism and the Church of Google were founded by Matt MacPherson. Matt is a resident of Ontario, Canada and is in his early twenties. For privacy protection purposes, no other personal information will be disclosed about him. |
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« Reply #19 on: Sep 30th, 2007, 11:24pm » |
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Just imagine the size of their ego.....
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