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Chinese Newlyweds
A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
“My darring,” he whispers,
“I know is your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give anything you wan, I do anyting -
juss anyting you wan. You juss ask… So… Whatchu wan?” he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, “I want to try something I have heard about from other girls… Numbaa 69.”
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her:
“You want………. Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?
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Rosybabe
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Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
« Reply #1 on: Sep 11th, 2007, 10:57am » |
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Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
« Reply #2 on: Sep 11th, 2007, 11:13am » |
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I looove Garlic chicken with steamed vegetables!!
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Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
« Reply #3 on: Sep 11th, 2007, 11:25am » |
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on Sep 11th, 2007, 11:13am, kimmiedawn81 wrote:| I looove Garlic chicken with steamed vegetables!! |
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me too!!!!
        
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Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
« Reply #4 on: Sep 11th, 2007, 8:43pm » |
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I love 69....wait.. i mean, I love garlic and veggies too! 
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Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
« Reply #5 on: Sep 11th, 2007, 9:13pm » |
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There is a "Joke board" on this site
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Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
« Reply #6 on: Sep 11th, 2007, 10:24pm » |
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on Sep 11th, 2007, 9:13pm, Jonny wrote:| There is a "Joke board" on this site |
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Theres also a Richmond 2007 section.
I didn't go there either.
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Re: AHHHH.......Newly Weds
« Reply #7 on: Sep 11th, 2007, 10:32pm » |
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Hey. You two wan hand out menu with today's special Numbaa 69, go diffren street corna, theese one taken.
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